Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
sydney184829 0
Ok well I just turned 13. Most of the others in my grade are 12 (7th grade). I was at a party, and one of the slutty girls takes her 12 year old boyfriend and give him a *******. If that wasn't bad enough, two other girls and one guy decide to go into the woods and take turns making out with the guy and fingering each other. THAT IS WAYYYY YO YOUNG!!!!
oakland43 6
um....U NEED TO GET LAID....
clue_me_in 20
I'm appalled that people think it's ok to have sex at 14. If you aren't mature enough to have a child or deal with having an STD, you shouldn't be having sex IMO.
H3RPxD3RP 0
Bro. Your 12. You don't go to parties.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
yikes...well at least you have values
brekab8 14
You should have just told her the truth instead of being mean to her, and being a virgin is not bad!
internetRAT 1
Ask her to demonstrate. Incest is wincest!
skrillexFTW47 5
Being a virgin isn't necessarily a bad thing... But in your sister's case, maybe you two should have a chat or discuss it with your parents. A little two young I believe:p
Cherryripe25 5
I'm 14 and I was shocked to find out a girl in the year have had sex with a 16 year old when we were in the 7th grade. Of course it's remained relatively secret, and I only know because I'm close with one of her best friends who spills literally everything. But they even filmed it, which you should all agree goes way over the line. Also, a mass majority of the students in the year above are sexually active. It's become way too common.
chubby_choco 17
Good for you, holding out for the right time and the right guy!! And yeah...I'd discuss her actions with your parents. That's something they need and deserve to know.