Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
d0pey
United States
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
cat
Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.
Predental 5
Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.
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Comments (162)
iAmScrubs 19
Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.
BahahahLOL 0
Then OP could make a bigass dogsled team.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Quality, not quantities, is what counts.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Then your dogs can maul anyone who refuses your friendship to death
Suchagoonnn 4
buy 2 more friends
instnt1nfction 17
force sex between a husky and a pug, then use the outcome to attack your enemies
kcluna 6
Don't worry they are the most loyal friends you'll ever get! Also the only creature on earth that will love more than itself!! I love dogs ;)
Zya_fml 8
Oh my, i read this FML really wrong...thought it said: "I realized I do more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs."
Felix_Felicis15 8
Hahaha 28, your comment made me laugh.
Caesium 3
You seem like a real nice person, urdirtyolduncle.
snorlaxxx 0
Awwwwwwwwwwww.
fleh 0
Wuz dat a cute awwwww or a sympathetic awwwwww
cptmorgan15 2
I'm guezzing dat wuznt a cute awww
BWill9014 4
yez cuz dat wouldntz fit right if it waz a cute Awwwwwwwwwww........z lol
snorlaxxx 0
yes, its a sympathetic awwwwwww. (:
whoisthisgirl 4
well they don't judge you :) animals are great~
iLazy 0
The Internet is open to find friends who couldn't care less about your outlook and appearance
unknown33429 0
True but personality still comes through, which is why I don't have any friends online.
Lucidium 0
when you can't make friends online you have issues
mintcar 10
Hahaha. Well OP, you should try and put effort into making friends. It's not always easy but it's quite possible.
sixfoot2 0
you don't make friends by putting effort into it...It usually just happens naturally.
mintcar 10
Um, no. It doesn't come naturally to all of us. Some people have trouble making friends. And by effort, I meant OP should actually do something about it. If he or she is in school then attending events and being a little more social with classmates would be a good start.
nerdchic 5
win! ^^
xGabri3L 3
Your a pimp you have bitches.
Predental 5
Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.
lolmaster7654321 4
thats really hard to do though... i mean like emotionaly so then if the OP was sad all the time they might have no friends!
hollowaybrady34 6
Your picture is very Ironic.
canadian_ftw 8
Well at least you have someone living with you! And someone to keep you company!
Snafuusmc 12
dog is mans best friend!
ihasbrains 10
So you have a friend?
MrSexyPants 14
Aren't negative friends...enemies?
MedChew 19
So at least one of the two dogs is not your friend?