Lois
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
swtkiss1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Animal
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One day…
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
heartless
United States
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.
perdix 31
It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!
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Comments (146)
somecoolperson1 2
No one wants a used sex toy
MrBrightside21 20
The cast of Toy Story 3 would beg to differ.
ICastillo 25
Yeah, I'm sure moms Woody and Buzz would beg to differ too.
newbiehere99 6
I heard there's a Toy Story 4 ... It's called Toys Gone Wild
greenie213 23
No, it's called "Everyone Meets Chucky".
RedPillSucks 33
Am I the only one that has this scarred image of toy story with a bunch of talking ****** and anal beads? *shudders*
cosmosis 12
Not used... Quality assured;)
bingbongbingbong 11
Yes
7yzz 18
Well OP I guess you could *accidentally* be in the process of testing a few of them at the same time right when your mom comes in the door... ;l Nope? A'ight I'll just make my way out.
schalk 12
they recycle them if you must know #1
abu4u 26
I'm guess you ain't talking about Action Man toys here!
somecoolperson1 2
Maybe some woody and buzz
ICastillo 25
Oh they're action toys alright. They probably get all kinds of action.
Stefanie88 24
Maybe she's lonely haha
cheertrombonist 9
that's not funny •____•
luststarrr 22
But it's true...
Stefanie88 24
I was laughing at the fact that she has that many sex toys, not that she's lonely
cheertrombonist 9
maybe you should have said that. Highly misleading..
trivel64 16
Then the comment would read, "Maybe she's lonely, haha. Also, that haha was referring to the fact that she owns a multitude of sex toys, not that she is lonely, for that would be highly offensive." Is that what you wanted them to say?
sakalance 2
**** yeah. right on reply!
kzai 16
Well this sounds like a great opportunity for you to sell them all online!
happle 21
I know tons of people that would buy a used sex toy. Really.
CheeseTron 15
Thats ******* disgusting. I would keep a minimum safe distance of at least 50 yards.
Gestpacho88 12
Pretty sure that also be considered theft....
Pleonasm 36
DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.
misspennycakes 7
Is fml your life?
witchdoctor1 9
IEnough with the sex jokes they are really beginning to suck....blow.... Whatever, **** it. As long as OP isn't selling them on eBay or using them it's safe. I hope
melkymac101 17
Can I have some
mb2_native 15
No, you cannot.
alitbaby 14
ohhhh that's dirty. lol. anyone who's seen look at my horse will appreciate this xD
alunamoon 7
you know, except for the fact that it's the amazing horse song. shut up woman get on my horse.
melkymac101 17
In my defense I bet I can't use any of them
Tibe_ros 2
7 how is it in your defense?
melkymac101 17
Well I said can I have some I probably can't use them though
melkymac101 17
Because I can't use them
perdix 31
It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!
rattusrattus 19
List of things that should never have 'used' as part of their name: sex toy shop.
mb2_native 15
81, just rinse and reuse. I can bet you out of 100, at least one would take it.
TheStoryOfWazza 9
Why rinse? Just use!
ob3y_Wayne454 7
I mean I guess you have to feel the good viberations too.
butttface69 2
*vibrations
jtrizzle93 11
#9. Which one is better viberations or vibrations?
Noldea 5
*shivers* These horrid images have popped up in my mind.
dav3800 7
That is freaking gross.
outstandtacular 11
Is it now?
_krystallynn_ 11
thats freaking origional!
mb2_native 15
Origional? Or original?
dmoran20 27
Urban dictionary defines. 1 origional as: How dumbasses spell original. I kid u not lol...