Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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Top comments
texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
xxEternalRain 13
Im 19 and still a virgin too. Its best to wait it out and find that special someone than waste it on some idiot with a disease
_1296 10
Yes , 254 . Let her do what she wants, let her skip school, bunk classes, get publicly naked, flunk , steal, smoke drink... And god knows what else. Let them do what they want. Why not?
TallMist 32
Because having sex once while 14 means you're going to do all that... logic.
sleepyglowstar 32
I can't see this being a bad thing. Wait for the right person!
Hawaii84 16
Do not feel bad I did not have sex until 21 because I was waiting for the right person. The person I lost it to was the man I married and I love him. I'm glad I've waited.
Zehla 7
Don't envy the loose women OP. They don't get much other than sex. Wait for love and you won't regret it.
Geekyandproud 19
I'm 14 and I wouldn't dream of that, it's far too young! Why is everyone determined to grow up so young?
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Don't worry about it I was a virgin until 19. Talk to your sister she may have felt pressured into it!
hdhillon 10
Being a virgin is totally fine I'm 21 and I'm still a virgin it's a personal choice it's up to you when you want to lose it but I agree with a lot if the other comments 14 is a bit young but then again it's the persons choice
Whathefuck02 8
No offence OP but your sister is a *****. At 14 sleeping with someone is not acceptable. She would have been dead by know if i was her sister. Waiting untill marrigeis what i think is right to do. Why do kids try to grow up so quick.
infinitegrace 21
Offense taken.
SonyIsGod 13
Haha, of course this is a French FML.