Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
I don't want to sound all uptight and stuff but how is 12-15 (as some people are saying) a normal age to have sex?? I think it's just plain gross to be having it at that age, it's not even legal, seriously, I don't know what the world is coming to :(
AA357 0
ok, let's clear this up. why do people wait? if you have sex, you're not unclean. talk about brainwashing. honestly, if you finally is the one you love you'll be able to put the love you have into the sex. if anything, it would be worse if you were a virgin.
GracieRawrxx 4
But you should wait and give ALL that love to the real deal ;-)
Azellia 15
Agreed! I'm 17 tho
alexjane123 0
Umm actually being 14 myself and a virgin 90% of people have done it. Its weird now not like when all you people were kids. And to the guy that said we don't know what were doing your wrong because we do. I've even have the opportunity but I'm completely against sex before marriage. And of course I have sense.
philitron128 0
why are you complaining your sisters a *****
bballforward33 10
get over it. life is too short. that's y god made pot and beet
bandgeek7 0
I go to a school where half the girls are pregnant or had a baby. I'm glad to still be a virgin
PulselCie 3
I agree.. In this world, solitude is best..
GracieRawrxx 4
Im 14 and thats crazy. I couldn't imagine having sex at this age. That's SICK. Tell your parents.. so she doesn't end up pregnant.
ArielTheMermaid 17
FYL cause your sisters a *****?