Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
LianLover 0
That can't be good for her. You have got to keep an eye on her and keep her safe.
Colbertrox811 5
Calm down. It just means she's prettier than you. Get over it.
77252 1
I thinks it's funny how almost everyone of you guys are 19 and still a virgin. So much in common :)
loolabelle 0
Haha, this is like me. Same thing happened
Ninjasaurus18 9
You know what's awful? I go to middle school and there are kids in my grade (7th) that have had sex. Willingly, not a rape case or being forced. And they think this is acceptable behavior.
nickelfish22 4
Absolutely no shame in being a virgin and tell your sister that u r tell her to talk to your mom or something but honestly I hope I'm still a virgin when I'm 19
FMTurtle 4
Thats messed up... But she's probably lying; "It was nice," doesn't seem realistic to me! And I'm 14 so yeah. Ask her about it though. Oh and, your time will come. Just save your virginity for the person who matters.
xxsakuraxx 29
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. I'm twenty one and I'm still a virgin and I don't really plan on losing my virginity anytime soon. Its not a big deal. Your sister, however, is a *****!
lenaduchannes 4
You need to have a talk with your sister.
jarrettd 27
Then you are a lot smarter then she is