Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
SailorSolaris 43
Don't feel bad, OP. I'm a 24 year old virgin.
cwl727 33
I would have a serious talk with her and let your mom know.
cna1216 15
As you should be!
AlwaysWatching 27
She probably meant that she thought that you would think it was nice. I see how you could've misinterpreted that.
JacobFrench 16
Wowwowwowowowowow
madi113 18
Just because some one has sex at 14 doesn't make them a *****, or a **** or anything really. You can't judge a person based on one action. I lost my virginity at 14 and I don't regret it at all. I was mature enough at the time to understand and handle it. How other people view it shouldn't be important when considering sex
fantasyworld 39
I'm almost 20 and still a virgin.
MattChristensen 14
That doesn't suck. Being a virgin at a young age (under 21) is like being a ******* unicorn
justsayingbeach 15
Your dirty sister is lying anyway no ones first time is nice lol
thebosnian 11
What's wrong with being 19 and a virgin? The proper age is around 24+ Don't worry about it.
TallMist 32
Who is to determine what's a proper age to do it? I mean, to me, I'd say it's 16+, if you're going the extra mile to make SURE you won't catch STDs or get pregnant. However, if you're aiming for a child, I'd say any age is fine if you're somehow already financially and emotionally stable and 100% ready for a child at the age you're at. However, this is not to say you have to give up your virginity at any age or that anyone's a loser or anything for not losing it. IMO, it's better you hold on to it.