Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, we were having a little bonfire. At some point, while I was inside, my stupid roommate filled a beer can with lighter fluid and threw it in the fire, resulting in it spewing 5-foot flames, catching the pile of wood and the chair next to it on fire. FML
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML
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Top comments
Mattsta123 5
Finally a good use for the bong water
ICastillo 25
Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (90)
jayisacooter 1
WOW - what was reason he was boiling water at that exact moment??? Guess he's a psychic & need needed a good burn!!!
depwraith 7
You're a druggy, who cares? LOL
un1corns 15
How the hell did you come to that conclusion?
reddudeover 2
The REALLY hilarious part is you're probably a druggie too. :)
akajdbdjejdbd 0
Yumm! I'd marry him, what his number?? ;)
your_ma 27
You're a dick.
Kitsi 14
Tbh, I read the phrase "bong water" and hit YDI
5t3ff1k4h 45
She deserves it? Um, who says she was using the bong? Nobody deserves to have their hair set on fire and then grungy water dumped on them.
DaGrimRetard 8
YAY for stoners! I salute my brother for his quick thinking most people would have tried to beat it out.
calvo_07 13
Awesome
GS67_fml 6
That's a keeper you got there
nycomonico 0
At least he tried to put you out. Others my not have.
HaniahAhmad 0
DRUGS ARE BAD!
zman28 0
Ya that sucks not did ur hair smell burnt it smelt like pot
your_ma 27
*Yeah that sucks not only did your hair smell burned it smelled like pot.