Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
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Top comments
ks23 9
What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.
Bakarra 22
I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day
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Comments (111)
CookiexJar 17
Don't you have something else to do?
newbiehere99 6
I'm lovin it
nchov523 11
Yeah, the colors blue and brown actually go very well together
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#46- If I'm not mistaken, that's the second time I've seen one of your comments talking about blue and brown and not having anything to do with the FML. What are you talking about?
wallandpiece 16
Isn't blue and brown a reference to working class jobs? Like working on a factory shop floor or something. (Why has the comment I replied to been deleted?)
wallandpiece 16
What does the FML team have against blue and brown?
wallandpiece 16
I like to shove marbles up my arsehole and giggle like a horsey-horse.
gc327072 31
58- not sure if modded... or just randomness.
wallandpiece 16
Yeah they changed it for me. Come on, surely you can do better.
TrailblazerSS 5
58 is beginning to worry me.
ManInTheMachine 20
I wouldn't tempt Alan, wallandpeice. He has ways of dealing with people. Your original comment wasn't any better, anyway.
wallandpiece 16
Doesn't Alan have better things to be doing?
Nightwing98 22
Yay! Fml team cracking down on dumb comments!
Yorih 19
I wish you could thumb up the fml team >.
ryrock310 10
I'm actually really loving this Alan guy.
shjenn 7
I like this comment.... Because there is LOTS they could be doing. I'm a swing manager there and the jobs never stop for my crew even on the slowest nights.
CookiexJar 17
96 - That is exactly what I meant. There is always something else to do. I didn't choose my word very carefull, because I am not English. Sorry!
MrSassypants 34
Sometimes, I'm the same with my house. I hope my family makes a mess sometimes so I can clean it up. I guess we're freaks like that OP, well, I am anyways.
XPetrova 10
You should apply for the same job as the OP has.
BlowinChronic 18
Why? So that he could have the exact same FML as OP?
WritingWrongs 8
I feel the same way... working at dunkin donuts is just as boring.
Prolux_fml 23
Op and yourself should become housemaids if you really want to clean up messed that much.
pickles1994 18
2- come to my house, you will have hours of fun here! :)
MrSassypants 34
#91 I said sometimes..... just kidding I'll be over there soon.
if2013 10
i used to think the same thing every single shift!
Cat_Daniels 6
You two must have swag
Bakarra 22
I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day
Maraudera 6
I have to try that!
doglover100 29
I need to do that.
kaymi 17
I usually change my accent each time while giving the order. One day we shall meet up in a drive thru and have a voice off. Lol
EnterSandman_fml 20
One of my friends who works there does different movie character voices. It's really damn creepy when Gollum's voice comes out of the speaker saying, "Would you like to try an apple pie, my precious?"
ks23 9
What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.
HortonThelephant 15
#5. In response to your question, I will submit to you as fact: Those were in fact not the commonly occurring tornadoes you would find so naturally in nature. But rather the end result when Chuck Norris gained Intel that Ronnie 'The Don' McDonald was hiding out in one of his slop houses. Nobody stiffs Chuck Norris in a poker game. Ever
emilyjgraham 34
just a quick question, does anyone else dislike Chuck Norris jokes? or am I the only one?
BlowinChronic 18
See, he is so skilled that he even ended Noor's reply with a period while banging her head on the keyboard.
Fanain 2
Some McDonald's are open 24 hours so they could have been on a night shift.
jbsington 8
Well, Chuck Norris does like to prove a point...
oj101 33
That what happens when you have two McDonalds at the end of every street - the market is so saturated, McDonalds only McCompetes with themselves. I guess you're not lovin' it.
OhAidan 7
Spill something by accident. Entertain yourself!
rdrr 2
I do every morning!
MoodyY_fml 1
We had music at my last Maccas job, feel bad that you guys don't
Kiki242 19
Better than dealing with a disgusting customer.
OhAidan 7
Instead, deal with the leftovers of a disgusting customer!
junar 9
Be careful what you hope for. You might post a complete opposite FML someday.
newbiehere99 6
Future FML: Today, I had the the most disgusting day with my job at McDonald's. Some mom let her kid have diarrhea inside the playpen. It went from the top of the slide down and into the balls. My boss suggested I should do it, because I always looked bored at work. It was a huge mess. FML.