I'm OK!
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
randomthing 22
How cute. :D
TKello 6
I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (165)
randomthing 22
How cute. :D
Aug1508 9
She should get woken up with kisses, like the sleeping beauty. She gets kissed and her boyfriend knows she's alive. Win, win!!! Even though sleep is also totally awesome.
Sliver1991 26
At least she knows he cares!
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
I have had 2 concussions and they woke me up every hour in the hospital too, but I had a really bad one.
ifoundalaska 11
I know, be thankful he's so concerned and caring for you!
purpledrizzle 5
53, I feel that if I were to thumb your comment up I'd be somewhat happy about your concussions but if I thumbed it down I would be inconsiderate. I can't win
Meettitan 14
Aren't you supposed to keep a concussed person awake or is it acceptable to let them sleep for under an hour? When I had my concussion, they just flat out wouldn't let me sleep.
Dylan94_fml 8
"Today I really hurt myself and, fearing for my safety, my boyfriend is going out of his way to make sure I'm okay because he's worried about me." Woah OP how do you lead such a hard life?
innavoiG 9
69- That's what you're supposed to do. OP is just a bitch and doesn't appreciate the fact her boyfriend cares about her.
doctorhook86 25
Good guy BF gets posted on FML. FML agrees he is a good guy. End of story. *dusts off hands* The Internet has provided justice yet again!
redrum123 6
At least he cares about you. Would suck even more if he didn't do anything
redrum123 6
At least he cares about you. Would suck even more if he didn't do anything
LMFAOwned 9
Don't complain, OP.. he sounds like a nice guy and those are hard to come by. I don't think a little ignorance is a deal breaker lol
TKello 6
I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?
swankmrpancake 8
Because in Canada no matter what time it is the wait times are still usually stupidly long. Op could go and sit in a chair for over 2 hours for nothing.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
If you slam your head OP your ass (and head) need to be in the ER
trippythehippy 6
Same here in the US. I've never been through the ER in less than 4 hours
evilplatypus 39
17 - Two hours is par for the course here in CT, as well. Even when my friend got raped we had to wait over two hours for them to see her at the ER. Stitches, burns, MERSA infections: I've never gotten into see the doctors at the ER in under an hour and a half. My last MERSA infection was the quickest; my first MERSA infection was the longest at about four-five hours.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
I usually have to go to the ER nearly every month (due to a horrid condition) and the longest I've been waiting in the ER is 10min and the longest to leave was 2 hours. But then again I live in Miami, with the surplus of elderly there's hospitals everywhere.
raraisbang 12
Wow, that's crazy because where I live it usually takes about 30 minutes to get seen at the ER! I feel so lucky now! :D
ShyAnn29 15
68, that's the same with me when I've had to be in the ER. I think they go by the seriousness of a persons condition as to who gets seen quicker or who gets seen slower. Usually when I have to go to the ER, it's pretty serious, so I get seen faster.
raraisbang 12
I just had bronchitis lol. Everyone gets in fast here. But we do have 4 hospitals with ERs within 30 miles of each other so that could be why.
Enslaved 38
I'm also in Miami but it takes forever to get in and OUT! My boyfriend also had a MRSA scare and was seen quickly at the ER but now that I think of it, he was only brought in and waited in the back room. It took over 5 hours to have the doctor look at him, cut out the infection and stitch him up. ***A lot of the time, it depends when you go in. Here, the hospital staff work 12 hour shifts, usually 7 to 7. If it's almost their time to leave, you'll wait 'til the next person's shift starts.
EnterSandman_fml 20
If you feel fine, there's no reason to go to the ER and waste the doctors' time. My ex-girlfriend used to go to the ER for something as little as a hangnail, and that's why there are such horrible wait times.
rahulcool7 14
If its something serious they get you in fast took me 10 minutes
Renesaga 8
This could be a stupid question, but how did you slam the door on your head? I'm extremely tall, I have a low car, and I have never slammed my head in the door.
swankmrpancake 8
You must never have tried to jump into a car while running full speed while closing the door behind you. It's quite easy when you do it like that.
Sliver1991 26
I guess OP should train more before she needs to do something that requires running away from cops?
sareje 3
if the car is high and OP is short, then she could have jumped into the car thus hitting her head...
Renesaga 8
20 - I actually have done that, multiple times. Maybe I'm just really lucky.
Alliente 9
That's cute, you should be grateful that he cares so much!
shellz102 12
What a great boyfriend :)
toenibbler 14
Be grateful that he cares, even if it is annoying.
Rose_916 16
Its not really a fml "my boyfriend cares because i got hurt fml"
starwind3438 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He's either paranoid, overprotective or both.
LO388 7
Or knows that you have a high likelihood of getting a concussion by slamming your head in a car door, and that in rare cases people go into comas or die when they go to sleep after.
bigdude1302 2
Either you're an idiot, forever alone, or both.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Forever an idiot.
DocBastard 40
LO388 - No. That is all.
starwind3438 9
I said what I said because if OP had gotten a concussion, she wouldn't be posting this FML. I don't blame all the people that gave me a down vote.
starwind3438 9
I said what I said because if OP gotten a concussion, she wouldn't have made this post so I don't blame the people that down voted me for my idiotic comment.
raraisbang 12
I don't know why docbastard is getting thumbed down, he's right. It is a MYTH that you will die or go into a coma if you fall asleep after getting a concussion. The best thing for you to do is sleep because rest allows the brain to recuperate and heal after trauma.
BunchieRules 31
78 - I agree, and since Doc mostly specializes in trauma, I assume he knows what he's talking about.
ajeyness 10
71- just because you have a concussion does not mean you can't use the Internet.
Steve95401 49
There is a lot more awareness about concussions and traumatic brain injuries in the past few years because of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, along with professional sports. OP should at least get to a doctor just to make sure she's okay, as well as to ease her boyfriend's worries.
excusablepennny 2
Or he just cares..
Mynameislinh 24
That's adorable, how your boyfriend is that considerate of you.
solosohigh 15
that's sweet that he is so concerned, stop being a brat.
browneyed 7
your boyfriends really sweet. how is this an fml? ... unless your tired ...it really would be an fml if you really do have concussion and passed out in your sleep
LO388 7
"Passed out in your sleep." Lol.
COOL__Coal 12
*you're
lonkite101 14
At least he cares if you're alive!