Sanchez
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
amanda
Lafayette, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Sam
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Love hurts
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
mikeycoco
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Silent
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
unlucky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Between a rock and a not-so-hard place
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Lucy
La Mesa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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Comments (171)
sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
alexomAnexo 0
I have it to, so much blood rushes into my ginormous never to use penis, I simply start feeling bad....I'm not kidding
Loosechange 0
Well goodbye life hello suicide. :) No but actually don't I would hate myself if somebody actually took my idiotic fake advice.
Herropreez17 0
If I had that... I'd probobly kill myself in the most bad ass way possible.... not saying you should though... thats just me.
ohherrohorry 0
fyl for sure
Rico4Yu 0
use 8hour energy drink lols
yake12 0
lol
CitizenSnipz 0
that secks :C
yake12 0
^ pun fail
joeyrocks 0
lol
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
yea, u would think so.
s3xymoma 1
yes they should
frolick123 0
same medecine as epilepsy... meth
Feklfekl2222 32
Vasovagal attacks don't have a cure, I get them when I stretch and my only hope is to grow out of it :(
JIY537 0
Duuuudeee that sucks
faller132 0
oh my...thats sucks. there must be meds for that
lolipop1234_fml 7
I heard it passes eventually.
temescal 0
This is one the first true FMLs I've seen on this site in weeks. By true I mean a real FML because I have no way to tell whether this is true or false but will give the OP the (unfortunate) benefit of doubt here.
nut_hicky66 0
fyl...but it's only temporary...youre blood pressure is too low. if you do pass out, just have your partner lie you flat on your back and you'll immediately wake up. it isn't too serious as long as you don't drive and become excited
itroxmysox 0
if you're right, then there shouldn't be a problem, as long as thier partner like to be on top
Compass 0
I can't tell if OP is male or female since I'm on my iPod, but if you're a male, all your blood must rush down there and you pass out lol.
manhattankidd 0
he's a dude
imayra64 4
what does op mean