Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
smiletellsall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Is this a joke to you?
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Da Boss
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Not a good look
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Anonymous
France
Classic switcheroo
Today, I received an email from my boss, with congratulations, announcing my promotion. I worked hard last year, so I was excited to hear this and replied with gratitude. He texted me and apologized for misunderstanding as this email was sent by mistake, and it was my coworker who actually got promoted. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Small world
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
pey
🌶️ Spicy
Revelations
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Anonymous
Today, it was the first day after my promotion. Everyone, including myself, was shocked that I was promoted so quickly. I figured it was because of all the hard work and overtime I'd put in. However, my coworkers figure I'm just sleeping with the boss, and constantly glare and snicker behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
LOLCATS
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The truth
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
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manb91uk 22
Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.
ajh1800 25
Your bosses FML: Today, one of my best employees quit because he found out I had sex with his wife. FML
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ajh1800 25
Your bosses FML: Today, one of my best employees quit because he found out I had sex with his wife. FML
manb91uk 22
Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.
RichardPencil 32
When you’re the boss, you can hit anyone with your “bicycle,” and things will turn out OK, even if it costs you a few bucks.
corky1992 33
Gave you a raise to help you pay for the divorce. How kind of him lol.
ohsnapword 21
It's brilliant, because the wife will get half of it anyway.
limeychefboy 15
Then find a way to **** his life up back but worse
tonyfan00 38
Wait, so I can be promoted just have my boss banging my wife? As in, I don't have to work for it? *starts texting boss*
Rabite 28
Maybe ask your wife first before pimping her out..
tonyfan00 38
Even if she's dead?
Donut_Wizard 23
Netflix and Promotion?
Triplelaced 6
hey, you got a promotion
Ilmoran 20
You got the promotion, but your wife got the raise.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
how do you acvidentally have sex?
lizzstalker 15
The OP's boss probably didn't know it was his wife until after. He didn't accidentally have sex, the accident was the fact that he didn't know it was OP's wife.