Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12-month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord is sleeping with my girlfriend, and he won’t let me out of my lease. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
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Top comments
TheRealStewie 0
The lease might not be breakable... but her legs sure are.
dark_path 0
that sucks OP. another reason to believe that there is only one person you can trust, it's yourself.
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Comments (128)
dark_path 0
that sucks OP. another reason to believe that there is only one person you can trust, it's yourself.
simplest_mistake 0
nah you can trust me :)
sammy92 0
oh yah, u can trust meh too!
gamercanadian 11
well she should have asked to join in. you know :)
heyidcstfu 0
I would never let anyone of my friends or his friends live with us. even without cheating that's just a set up for problems. ydi the house lease but fyl for the cheating
WallyTheWombat 0
Op just needs to start sleeping with her husband's friends.
The_Moustache 6
I've come up with a theory that you could do anything, as long as you have a fake moustache.
oppawoppa 9
Oh ur picture gave me a heart attack ?
atomicJ 0
I smell a reality show :)
brentfahey 0
lqtm
PeteyPablo12308 20
OMFG Right??? Lol
sharon_mic 2
haha..true
sharon_mic 2
haha..true
Aprilbabyy 0
hell yeah ahaha
Aprilbabyy 0
hell yeah ahaha
vivienmleigh 0
Brilliant!
atomicJ 0
Nice stache. Better than Chuck Norris. Oh shit he heard what I said..
Frenchtony 17
He even Heard you thinking it, and now it's too late...
dezinspaaace 0
omfg fyl indeed. sorry to hear that op :(
_streets_ 19
oh that shit sucks. If you're going to be living together and all, make his life a living hell.
TheDrop 0
she deserves it for choosing such a shitty husband and best friend.
Jazziieeeeeee 2
I'm so sorry :( both of them are assholes
duckhunter009 0
some of it's her fault
Lizza330 28
How?
twilightluvr101 4
@ #60 what do you mean how?!? Her husband and best friend are sleeping together! they are horrible people and that makes them assholes!
TheRealStewie 0
The lease might not be breakable... but her legs sure are.
Mortanious 0
He's actually Bisexual.
DKjazz 20
The pic has nothing to do with it. lol'd at the comment
twilightluvr101 4
#8 I completely agree with you but I think that her husband should have some short of punishment as well, I would go with breaking his hands.
Achall91 17
Really? I'd go with cutting off his penis. Guaranteed he would never cheat on the OP again...
sammy92 0
I was thinking da same thing!
DaveOnDope 4
Hey, it's your place too! Walk around naked, playing with yourself. If he asks for a threesome, find a guy for him.
BWill9014 4
YDI... it's not like you're college kids anymore living in an apartment together... you're married which means major decisions such as buying/leasing houses that you will be living in should be made only between you and your husband... this is what happens when you keep your "best friends" so close to your marriages
GoingLesbian 0
I question 'our' best friend all the time....
blownfuse 0
then don't expect them to be your best friends for long... if your 'other' is cheating you'll know. if you ask them if there ******* your other.. they will lie.. it's all about turning a blind eye and catching them in the act... fyl op
jess2gd4u 0
definately agree with no11
kweenbitch 0
so true #11. & OP, you can break any lease agreement you want, just deal with the consequences of having a poor rental history for a few years. move out, you'll be better off.
newjerseyguy 0
well said #11
djxtones 0
Definitely agree, 11. Inviting a best friend into a marriage is asking for trouble. OP, you need to ditch the naïveté and get rid of both of them. Catch them in the act, file for divorce and take the cheating scumbag for all he is worth. It will be worth the messed up rental history.
tina_gomez90 0
agreed!!