Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
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zingline89 18
Would you prefer U Pee S?
mduffy08 8
Did you have any mail?
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Comments (207)
lamdat5r 10
That is when you get a full bladder and decide to water his lawn with sweet lemonade
ImSoEffedUp 10
U sat there and watched...? Didn't go out and kick his ass...? Who knows what he'll do next.... Please tell me u don't have kids and they know what happened....grow a pair, get a backbone.... I'm just saying OP... FYL....
LittleGreenPaola 23
This is so damn funny! He must have been mad about something. What have you done to him? And what did you do after his "gift"?
mexican613 3
Respect, that takes balls
THE_A_TEEN 28
Let me guess, you're another Douchebag neighbour?
krewer21 1
Ahhh Florida tough man neighborhood rite of passage. OP, did you pass, or forever Loser?
Eiregal2 10
Isn't there a law against urinating in public? I know here in Ireland if the Gardai see someone doing this you can bet they get arrested, no excuse! It's Also indecent and if near families and children seen as sex offense, so ya, just wondering how this gets sorted.
williamcarter93 13
R.P.P. Random Public Pissing Where the hell is that legal?
Eiregal2 10
Florida apparently, honestly, America confuses and amazes me in many ways. Great country, no I mean that, no sarcasm
ITS_SNORLAX 4
Uve got mail!!!
docs 0
That's asking for a Beating
fiona_purple 3
And you "letter" do it?! Chortle...