EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
West Palm Beach, United States
Don't mind me
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
L……
Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Anonymous
There goes the neighborhood…
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
alternativefacts
Today, I confronted my neighbor because he'd been telling my kids that global warming was a myth. He responded with, "Whine all you want, but the swamp is draining and your bullshit liberal narrative is finally going down." He then dumped his trash on my lawn and retreated to his house. FML
shitty neighbor
United States
Vengeance is mine
Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML
Matti
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Carl
United States
Pipe down
Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
elle
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
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picklezz123 5
Well that really stinks
doodfunnyguy 0
wow slap the asshole
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picklezz123 5
Well that really stinks
MrBoredGuy 1
Ehhh... At least you didn't say "stinky situation"
Keyman1212 14
If he parks outside, take a shit, and put it in the air intake of his car(not the carburetor one) so that whenever he turns on his AC, heat, air, anything, it smells like shit. This horrible payback should last about a year too, unless he removes it quickly.
StoryOfTheYear 15
At least he wasn't dumping his clogged peaching into your backyard
dre_bro11 12
Burn his house down. Simple solution.
Kyzahhh 7
Just shit on his door step or the good old flaming bag of dog shit in the letterbox either will easily resolve this situation
brandddi69 0
Me and my family actually do this to our neighbor lmaoooooooo
primadonna9396 16
It's Jersey, he won't be able to smell the difference
Dashelle 25
You didn't stop him?
doodfunnyguy 0
wow slap the asshole
FarSide 23
Nah... it's just another "Keep The Garden State Green" Stimulus program!
Epsilonyx 15
Slapping his anus is going way too far. You disgust me.
HomeNiggityDawg 0
Spank him
atlanta_lex 0
Sue his ass
marinus_fml 20
Yeah, we're from America so we'll just sue their ass! Court costs and time are just not worth a bit of shit in your backyard.
marpay 11
Unless you live off well water so he is poisoning your drinking water. Plus I'm pretty sure it's illegal to dump toxic waste in someones back yard.
marinus_fml 20
Yes, beacause sewerage constitutes as toxic waste .... herpa derp! If anything, OP could thank his neighbor for some rich manure! It should make his lawn flourish in no time!
Mitcha857 0
Well marinus since you sound so convinced this is all harmless let's see you allow someone to spill their crap in your lawn. Better yet, you don't think it's toxic waste so why not swim in some of it? You seem to think all of this is no bog deal
marpay 11
There is a reason that the government makes sure it is processed correctly, human shit has all sorts of bacteria in it that could make you gravely ill. Ecoli to name one.
marinus_fml 20
Its still not toxic waste. Maybe you should define toxic waste first. And yes, I wouldnt like it if my neighbour did that to me, but I sure as hell won't take him to court over the one instance. If he does it like 3 times or so I might take legal action after confronting him and warning him about it first.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Holy Jesus. Say it with me everyone! Sarcasm! Poor Marinus, no one understands him.
amazed_71 14
IMO, do whatever you can legally to make him clean your yard and never do it again. OP may have children or pets that play in the backyard, or maybe he just doesn't want his backyard to smell like sh**.
skyttlz 32
Ew
MsMeiriona 2
And you don't have any authorities that could be contacted about this?
FarSide 23
And have them haul away his new shit???
MsMeiriona 2
Damnit, you made the old war wounds act up. Got 'em in the Xanth pun-wars of 02. The funny bone is screaming.
CanadianNarwhal 13
TP his house.
hurrican_fml 0
Exactly! It's not really that difficult...
borkchop1992 15
ughh call the cops...?
_NoobsRapedMe 2
Well if you can't grow balls and confront him , might as well make a snow angel out of it and then go hug him while he's showering.
Senior29 8
call the cops
sydneypasto 0
No, after he's showered is better. Oh and make sure to lock the door on the way out so it doesnt look like a home invasion, which you know, IS ILLEGAL. dumbasses, I swear.