Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
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zingline89 18
Would you prefer U Pee S?
mduffy08 8
Did you have any mail?
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Comments (207)
kkillaj 5
All you people saying shit in his mailbox how would that happen? Why not look him in the eye and **** in his mailbox?
angelofsaturn 23
#165 it doesn't say whether OP is male or female but everybody takes a shit so that's the easiest way to go.
mandyy702 0
Sorry but , AWESOMEEEEE lol
lyssa_jean 7
what the hell did you do to him?
nvo 6
Tell him to fetch your newspaper next time, like a good dog.
ddddddddg 9
That's lovely
False_Stupidity 42
Do a big stinky turd. After eating lots of cabbage and put in his letter box
False_Stupidity 42
All get some prawn heads wait til they r putrid and hide around his front door and back door and any other good spots
aladdin2502 7
Piss off :p i feel bad for u
littlesister67 0
Should have looked at your neighbor in the eye, then forcefully change the color of his eye.
jayhawkchik 4
Is your neighbor a black lab? Cus, he pisses on mine too. Don't take it personally.