Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
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zingline89 18
Would you prefer U Pee S?
mduffy08 8
Did you have any mail?
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Comments (207)
writergirl23 19
Get a tresspass order and a public indecency on him ;)
zombiesquirel 0
Damn
troubledkitty 3
Take a shit on his lawn
MaxTurtleLover 0
That made me laugh out loud xD
scarletstudies 0
"I have always wanted to have a neighbor, just like you. Oh would you be neighbor?" - Mr. Rodgers. He knows.
96skeeter 6
Thats just awesome not gonna lie! Go pee on his door knob so he touches your piss every time he goes in his house. Then just sit laugh and wave.
kelseynikolee_ 7
Ha, i actually laughed at this one. He sounds like a complete weirdo or you just pissed him off somehow..
Unlucky_Gun 0
Haha I'm sorry but I probably would've laughed my head off if I saw that
hateevryone 15
Go out and look him right in the eye & punch him in the face.
cott0nballs 7
Well pissing on your mailbox is nothing, IF you piss and shit inside his, then WIN!