Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
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zingline89 18
Would you prefer U Pee S?
mduffy08 8
Did you have any mail?
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Comments (207)
Kev1878Mc 4
You deserved it because the story wasn't along the lines of "Today, the police knocked on my door for punching my neighbour after he/she walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML"
vinuju 9
Welcome his day tomorrow with a bag full of dog s*** on his door mat.. :D :D
mentalkayse 7
In KY we have castle law. I would have shot the bastard and claimed I thought he had a weapon
ifeelcheated 0
Win
ohmybobbert 16
i'd definitely report him.
kumar1995 4
don't piss on his, take a shit oh his mailbox lol
deadphoenix 0
Did he have a big c0ck?
Elfkid21 19
actually you can get his ass in trouble for defacement of government property!
vixsin 22
Call the cops and bust his ass for indecent exposure. Maybe having to register as a sex offender will make him think twice.
WesleyW32 10
YDI for not beating the hell out of them. Or shooting them in the dick with a BB gun