Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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Top comments
hedgehogs 0
They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.
killerviral 0
what the **** is she on crack what the he'll would they do that for
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Comments (69)
killerviral 0
what the **** is she on crack what the he'll would they do that for
Freeze_fml 17
Not first, a lot of comments just got wiped on the recent FMLs.
StoryOfTheYear 15
well who cares his comment shows 1 that's legit enough for me and at least he actually made a comment
Averizzle 0
Instead of hitting an innocent animal he should of petted you :D
Ajjas013 6
Oh that sucks a lot. I guess I have to post all new ones now :(
Extacy23 0
ahah
sum1savemeh 0
lmao. I like you #10
P1xie 0
why r u so rude
DonCrank 0
haha. fat ass
kas782000 0
ydi for saying "all of the sudden"
ButtNekked 0
Use the kid as a club to beat the mother into submission.
QuickSilv3r777 0
1.the mom was a crack baby 2.the kid was a prom night dumpster baby
lexa1love 16
Solution : Go buy two drinks and pour them on the two lowlifes. You waste 6$ but you will feel SO much better.
hedgehogs 0
They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.
xlovelessx 0
huh. what are parents teaching their kids these days? fyl
rOBboCOp 0
@ #1 lol yea i think shes on crack, like wtf "hit that cow!!!"
Ajjas013 6
That's what she said.
The__Redneck 7
Tell her that if the kid does you're jackslapping the little brat. Putting up with rudeness is one thing, but when people are actually striking you it's time to take action.
boatkicker 5
What happened to all the comments that were on here earlier?
QuickSilv3r777 0
pedophiles scared them away with candy and vans
christys25 0
that's messed up. who does that at a movie threater. they should have been kicked out.
capslockisgood 19
Who does that in anywhere?
AngryNinja 1
ug. going through and reposting comments is a pain in the ass. -_- seriously I would've knocked that bitch's teeth out. why would you take that shit from some white trash hag? obviously she unlearned whatever manners her rentals tried to bestow upon her. and then taught her child horrible people skills as well.
teentee401 37
Or her rentals never taught her manners in the first place. Parents are likely to parent the way they were parented.
lcolla38 0
well are you a cow?
anthraxcp 0
YDI for not drop kicking both of em