Anonyme
Bogot, Colombia
Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he was whispering, he said, “So they can’t hear me.” FML
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LennyComa 39
Well they can be vengeful little bastards.
janfleury 19
Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.
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LennyComa 39
Well they can be vengeful little bastards.
janfleury 19
Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.
djurmel89 30
Wow that sucks. Just like those mosquitoes. Ba dumm dumm, tsss.... No, seriously. Was he drunk or half asleep?
ShayMoni 12
I only thumbs up because of the joke.
PackardBell_fml 19
That "sucks".
Sir_Cow 17
Why is this an FML? Is it bad to joke a bit?
Rosskow 8
i once told an ant to F off and my fridge dissapear the next day
KazikPalec 9
That's the saddest FML I ever read
ZDan96 9
Maybe he was just trying to be funny
Delial 14
That's actually really adorable, OP.
burgermike92 17
He's trying to avoid starting the mosquitocalypse.
PePziNL 20
I'm saving that one for Wordfeud.