By Anonyme - 22/10/2014 05:31 - Colombia - Bogot

Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he was whispering, he said, “So they can’t hear me.” FML
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LennyComa 39

Well they can be vengeful little bastards.

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janfleury 19

Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.

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LennyComa 39

Well they can be vengeful little bastards.

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janfleury 19

Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.

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djurmel89 30

Wow that sucks. Just like those mosquitoes. Ba dumm dumm, tsss.... No, seriously. Was he drunk or half asleep?

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ShayMoni 12

I only thumbs up because of the joke.

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Sir_Cow 17

Why is this an FML? Is it bad to joke a bit?

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Rosskow 8

i once told an ant to F off and my fridge dissapear the next day

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ZDan96 9

Maybe he was just trying to be funny

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Delial 14

That's actually really adorable, OP.

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burgermike92 17

He's trying to avoid starting the mosquitocalypse.

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PePziNL 20

I'm saving that one for Wordfeud.

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