Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Top comments
Eir_fml 1
Well obviously she was right. You never called her.
Aviva1313 0
Well maybe her boyfriend doesn't call her but she doesn't even know his number! The FML belongs to the poor bastard who doesnt know that his girlfriend just dumped him and has to go through an akward situation next time he sees her.
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Comments (50)
greenman_fml 0
it appears as if that person has the wrong number. If you really want to ROTFLMAO then text back saying "How could you do this to me? I'm going to murder your family because of you!"
mackenzieex3 0
how is this an fml for you? more like fhl...
steshaa 10
Exactly
MsKimPossible 0
What's truly sad is this chick was breaking up with someone in a text message. I got one step better- boyfriend of nine months dumped me over the phone... EpicFail should text her back and tell her how lame she is for using a text for this.
Chris Kent 2
<p>100% agree</p>
Aviva1313 0
Well maybe her boyfriend doesn't call her but she doesn't even know his number! The FML belongs to the poor bastard who doesnt know that his girlfriend just dumped him and has to go through an akward situation next time he sees her.
Eir_fml 1
Well obviously she was right. You never called her.
If0nly 0
Haha.
elfknight 0
Text her back. She needs a rebound guy now!!
SirDirtyRedD 15
agreed
wanderingidiot 0
just tell her you want to get back together lol
liljon3 0
this isn't FML material. and yes you should reply making up some bizarre shit.
MukyDaCookie 0
Dude, just ring back and be like "Hey, I think you've got the wrong guy. I was really sorry to hear about your ex, he sound terrible. You must be going through a rough time, maybe I can help? Say..Friday? At the movies? I'd give you my number, but you already have it"
julian1179 0
lol that's right she would deserve the emberassment cuz she's breaking up through a text message lol
lexxi_fml 0
umm, how is this FML?? it's stupid.
threer 30
I don't know, but I can tell you how that comment is against policy. ;p
singer101 0
# 11 has it right