unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
crap
Thailand 🌶️ Spicy
Escape route
Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML
SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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nibawan 0
maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet
drakem 7
Be faster :D
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Comments (120)
fibsville 3
So? Maybe she had to be somewhere. Sex doesn't mean the rest of your life grinds to a halt.
nikkired 0
She was checking to see if you kept to your 60 second schedule.
SaintE_fml 0
60 seconds that's forever, he's a beast!!! ;)
RebelHeart7 0
ahaaha
MaximilianMarche 0
stoopid steelers fan
DjeePee 25
Pff, sometimes even I check the time, just to make sure we both will be able to come. But I'm guessing your wife didn't enjoy the sex. Maybe you should communicate.
perdix 31
She was checking the second hand to see when your sweaty, smelly unpleasantness would be over so she could go finish the job with her favorite *****.
DarkHelmet 10
Another EPIC WIN for Perdix!!! LMAO
harryanne 0
at least you lasted long enough for her to check Twice
thisismy83 0
agreed
TinyDude 10
Shes waiting for the 6 o clock news
imright24 0
Just making sure time isn't standing still.
Grosso 3
she's cheating on you
ArianS2 0
She has an appointment with someone else also. Learn to share. Stop being so selfish and take a long time to finish us. Making people wait is not a good thing.
ZTB13 4
AND ITS A NEW (INTER)COURSE RECORD!!!!