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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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Top comments
nibawan 0
maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet
drakem 7
Be faster :D
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Comments (120)
CallMeHush 1
She just wanted to make sure you were done before her boyfriend showed up.
de2391 7
you just suck in the sack
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Especially if OP doesn't suck when she's in the sack. Then she'd suck in the sack. That would suck!
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Sounds like she had time to post an FML. Anyone see anything in moderation?
remygale 0
Sounds more like **** her life to me.
thewife5 19
you must turn her on first and make sure she's in the mood for her to participate.. and you might want to try complimenting her once a day randomly for no reason.. put in some effort man!
arguetam 0
At least you were having sex
Blackoutdcskatir 0
sucks for you kid
benJ13_fml 5
twice a day? week? month?
SaintE_fml 0
maybe you were having your personal best, stay focused stroker
fluffycats 0
quit fukin bitching atleast u got to have sex