unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
crap
Thailand 🌶️ Spicy
Escape route
Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML
SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Top comments
nibawan 0
maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet
drakem 7
Be faster :D
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (120)
MoreLemonPledge 0
hurry it up her favorite show was about to come on
MoreLemonPledge 0
maybe she needed a shower before her shift started on the corner
BeautifulDizaztr 0
You're wife FTW!
chilllls 0
blow on her face and then throw the clock at her and ask her what time is it now.
runepop 0
win
runepop 0
lol
Mzdeleonpatron 0
Do it harder faster and deeper and you won't have that problem
sarcdude 3
you must run away with me! to the ends of the earth! or paris or something. (if this works, whoever gave me a thumbs down is just a playa-hata. XD)
Fall3nAngel 23
Ummm.... How the hell...?
sherivengeance 3
might wanna shake things up a bit hun. sex can get really really boring if there is no spice/passion in a relationship.
zxpr0jk 0
YDI for sucking(or not sucking enough) in bed.