Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
"Found", eh?
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Double life
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Blast from the past
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
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Cads1 24
Who on the planet it that organized?
kunjac0945 21
Judge ye not your boyfriends weird ****, lest ye too be judged for some weird shit you have.
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daddysgirl243 21
at least there wasn't a side-chick folder
slackerjoe 22
so true! first thing I thought of too. OP. you should clone the folder, hide it and delete all of the pics in the other one but replace them with a bunch of your own... maybe some dyed blonde hair photos with a bunch of cleavage showing a camel toe? could be a great way to show your sense of adventure... and humor. lol of coarse im probably offending somebody....
ohSNAPyall 27
You're not offending anyone; you're just implying that OP is pathetic.
bibble27 9
I'm glad there wasn't a side chick folder but jailbait needs to be addressed. Hope for a follow up.
andrmac 25
Would be funny if she put other pics in there like a camels foot, a cow being milked, an ape and a wookie all sorted to the gallery folders.
Bubbilility 27
One time, as a prank to my BF I hid random male pictures in his files.
tantanpanda 26
You're probably offending Grammar Nazis, using the wrong course and whatnot.
shinikageWolf 15
The joke's on you, he likes them.
kunjac0945 21
Judge ye not your boyfriends weird ****, lest ye too be judged for some weird shit you have.
jenninator93 18
**** is literally not an issue at all. Like going to your favorite **** site or saving **** images or videos is fine and dandy.. but I think saving female Facebook friend's photos to jerk it to is kinda creepy. I'd be furious if I found something like that.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Hear, Hear!
MisterEx 28
You would, wouldn't you, #11? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MisterEx 28
#11 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
antdbzb 10
yep
Darkera200 2
double standard, both are the same in situation
enginsteve 17
#11. What's your Facebook? Lol
missjess05 10
Been there... Had to be single after that....
thenielsens 12
Don't be creeping on my profile lol
Cads1 24
Who on the planet it that organized?
TheBelt 19
I know right, he must have a lot of spare time on his hands
SnowxSakura 17
I think he only had spare time on one of his hands.
rainbotato 14
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im_a_black_guy 10
You win. Best comment ever
CallMeWindSock 24
That's some CIA grade organization right there
onlychildFTW 34
You don't organize things? I organize everything into folders and sub folders. Depending how much I have will depend on the level of folders. I have some that are 5-6 deep. How else would you find anything if you didn't organize it?
Huodang2 6
Put in a folder called "all", period, done
beefsupreme78 16
Well it looks like you and the keyboard are in a sticky situation...
crazycly 7
Atleast he is an organised douche!
ProximityToDeath 20
That seems troubling enough as it is but I think you should be concerned about the "jailbait" folder. He sounds kind of perverted to me. I'm sorry you wasted time on that dickwad. Good luck.
cupcakebruh 21
While I agree that this entire situation is just all around terrible, I don't know why so many people are freaking out so much about the jailbait thing, it doesnt necessarily mean a really old person dating a really young person, it just means anyone over the age of 18 dating anyone under 18. One of my exes was 18 when we dated and I was 16, so everyone called me jailbait till we broke up, and then my current boyfriend is literally only 10 days older than me, when he turned 18 everyone called me jailbait for 10 days. So the guy could be 19-20 and have a thing for 16-17 year olds. That's really not that bad all things considered.
mds9986 24
110- sadly any sexual contact is still illegal even between a 17 and 19 year old.
relsayshi 16
Not in Oregon! There's some kind of loophole to allow relationships of teens to continue even when one turns 18 and the other is still a minor. Within a few years distance (I believe it's 2 years)
cupcakebruh 21
@111, but unless the 17 year old's parents have a problem with it, chances are the 19 year old won't get in trouble for it.
ShalalaLynn 8
Ah yes. When I was a Senior I dated a Freshman. 17 and 14. I was legal (Texas=17) he was not, but his parents knew and therefore no issues. But I still was concerned so I looked it up and in the case of two minors dating if one becomes of Legal age during they are not doing anything wrong because they had an existing relationship. Also if a parent consents to the relationship,in most cases, it is okay. Maybe too much info but just sharing what I have learned from it.
derangedplanet 23
the actual rule is 3 years difference. and it's true in quite a few states. but being from oregon myself. it's 3. and it's still a little disturbing that he is that interested. hopefully she doesn't have any sisters in the folder.
shablagoo22 11
Seems like he has a **** addiction. it is made worse by the fact that it isn't even random girls from the internet, it's girls he "knows" on facebook and can contact easily. I understand a little ****, but this is too much and almost always hurts the partner. People go to counseling for this type of thing
pkbeaulieu 14
People with DIHD. Also referred to as dick in hand disorder.
whoopydoodah 18
Who organizes their ****?
americanafrican 32
people with ocd
Coldinside 12
Why wouldn't you organize it? If everything is categorized you can find whatever fetish/scenario you are currently in the mood for. Some people like having multiple windows open with different pics so they can keep a theme going while their playing with themselves.
Coldinside 12
*They're.
im_a_black_guy 10
You organize it you you don't have to browse forever on what you want to see
Dave_Davington 34
I kind of wish my **** stash was organised. At first, it was fine, but now there's so goddamn much of it that finding anything specific is nigh-on impossible.
SheepShoop_fml 20
Some people have varying taste. Some days it's one thing, some days another. Nothing wrong with that. Definitely something wrong with the jailbait folder though.
xx000o 27
I sense a touch of ocd here.
Adam1260 15
Pornhub does