Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
The last laugh
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Speedo Gonzalez
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
He needs them more than you
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
I'll bite
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
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Saqib332 11
Bloody Hell.
kells1124 14
the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^
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Saqib332 11
Bloody Hell.
JKPwnage 27
Bloody Hell, period, same thing
Miss_Chevious 37
I wonder how the guy who waved the bloody hell, felt.
FreakyDino98 13
a pun with that many plus ratings way to go
sharonasaur 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why would you go skinny dipping on your period?
ChristinePi 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
There's a thing called tampons.
kells1124 14
the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^
MandieL 27
But she wasn't wearing a tampon, so knowing that, why would she go skinny dipping?
tylercarolinex 21
Yeah. Even if her flow was so heavy that she was wearing extra protection, she'd still be bleeding down herself. Gross.
ZombieScoobyDoo 20
Because most women don't bleed in water. Blood comes out using gravity. The counter pressure of water prevents it from leaving the body. She'd be fine until she had to leave the water. Her flow could be light enough not to worry about that.
nekminnet 13
Ahhhh I call bullshit
Aimeejasmine 15
Do people seriously think blood comes out under water? Especially the girls on here should know, even if she was heavy you'd barely get a dribble, you could easily run to your underwear without embarrassment. Why is no one wondering why these guys are even touching someone else's underwear?
igive 29
#39 That's not always true for everyone.
PANDORUM89 21
my thing is that 1 wear a tampon, a string is better to look at (if anyone could see it at all) than a bloody pad. 2. if you know you're on your period excuse yourself from water activities if you don't have access to a tampon or cup. 3. don't leave bloody underwear within easy reach of other people. YDI on this one OP.
Creed_Aprooved 12
Arng this is too weird for me
marcranger 29
I can't wear tampons...they're too painful to insert. OP might be the same way. Tampons aren't for everyone. Even women who don't have oddly shaped cervixes could find them uncomfortable, so how about we don't judge OP for not wanting to wear a tampon.
ThatHorse 15
Why is it the first thing everyone does is blame the girl whenever a guy does something with their personal belongings/clothes?
Inspire129 7
Did you even bother to read the rest of the comments? There are multiple comments that blame the guys for touching her underwear, the end #39 for example.
lolbash 18
We wonder the unlnown. Its easy to assume the guys took the girls undies just to see some boobies. However, our sex education dont give a crap about girls periods and therefore some people wonder why a girl would go in water on a period thinking that blood flows out like piss.
JustUrAvgAtheist 11
USUALLY, girls do not continue bleeding when there is water present. This is the case with very few exception. If you are a female and don't believe me, experiment! take a freaking bath and see that the water isn't bloody.
mattrd_fml 31
the girls in the commercials say you can't even feel tampons. then the next thing you know they're jumping around in the water and having a good time. According to the world of advertising YDI for not wearing a tampon.
Alicimo 11
If only life worked the way commercials say!
thebiteof87 27
Tampon?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Sorry but 1st you're not a girl and even if you are you don't dictate other girls. 2nd it's the guys faults for wanting to be dirty and they deserved to be slapped full force with a bloody pad over and over. 3rd No one gives a shit about your opinions Kay.
MandieL 27
Yes, the guys are disgusting, but if for some reason she was unable to wear a tampon, she should have excused herself from skinny dipping. Even if the guys haven't gotten to her underwear, putting them back in with a bloody pad. Eww. As well, I have taken a bath while on my period, and yes, I have still bleed. It depends how long you are in the water for, and every single woman is different in how they bleed. As a woman, I still say YDI.
Rosebudx 32
Having been a lifeguard for two years, I can say that plenty of women do bleed in water. Sometimes even enough to shut down the pool...
chinaski7628 32
Okay, pond water (presumably at night) is not exactly crystal clear. Even if she bled, it's likely no one would notice. I'm sure if OP had thought that she was bleeding so much that she'd leave bloody trails everywhere, she would've excused herself. Women are not stupid. While accidents occur, most of us have a pretty good handle on our bodies. Stop blaming OP. She did nothing wrong.
mzdaisylynn 12
Some girls still bleed in the water. Not every female automatically stops.
kendallkd0410 6
Since I'm a swimmer that practices every day, I can say with experience that not all periods stop while in the water. All our bodies are different.
kendalbear 16
Tampons shouldn't be long enough to touch the cervix.
graceface1031 7
If not bleeding in the water was really something a girl can rely on, why do we have to wear tampons when we swim? I know that I, for one (sorry for the tmi) have a bit heavier flow so my period wouldn't stop completely. So there's no need to make generalizations about personal hygiene (I'm looking at you, #39). I'm guessing this was a situation in which a somewhat spontaneous decision was made and OP didn't have access to a place in which she could dispose of her used pad. And like others were saying, maybe OP's flow was lighter, eliminating the problem of worrying about it. But honestly everyone has different situations when it comes to periods, so we really can't know anything unless OP clarifies.
mikuxxhatsune 32
The fact about water counteracting with pressure is not true. In reality most of the blood is very soluable in water so it really just gets diluted so it seems like there is no blood but in reality it has just been diluted in, say, a swimming pool ir pond.
ABByLeeVashe 17
She might not be ON her period and might just be spotting.
tijana 3
I have to take baths because it's the only thing that soothes my pains when I'm on my period... And every single time I have had to get out due to my bath having a lot of blood in it... Every girl is different, so just because it doesn't come out for you in water doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.... Us girls only have what we know and have experienced to go by.. So yes some girls are going to be disgusted and iffy about this when they read it because that's what they have to go through. And I'm a huge believer that girls that are on their period should exclude water activities because it's a lot more hygienic... And if you really do want to go swimming DONT do it skinny dipping because not everyone wants to swim in another persons filth... And you DONT know for sure if your blood has escaped in the water ... So just be thoughtful of others
Angelastic_fml 18
Why not? It's not going to get any clothes dirty, and it's a pond, not a swimming pool, so the water is full of biological secretions already.
halostyles 2
there is literally no such thing as "counter pressure" in the water that will keep your period blood in, the water dilutes the blood to the point where it may not be noticeably but you are definitely still bleeding
Insanemf18 12
The hells your problem the girl was dumb for going skinny dipping period whether she was on her period or not The guys shouldn't have taken the panties but they were being immature they do t deserve to be scared for there immaturity And before you insult my spelling IDGAF
rileysmiley1 16
She had a pad on dipshit, who wears a big pad and a tampon?
anyagrande 31
Blood can come out on your period in water, i used to do competitive swimming i started my period in the pool a few times, it was really embarrassing
MonkyTheKitty 6
Wow that has to suck OP
MalekiMaker99 22
Well now that you mention it
enxhi96 21
I would say **** the life of whoever discovered your bloody pad. If you're on your period and your going swimming why on earth wouldn't you use a tampon?!
caseDL6 12
she could be using both? who knows
Echoa21 18
The pad wouldn't be bloody if she had a tampon in tho
Miss_Whipped 43
Not only that, many women find tampons uncomfortable.
marcranger 29
Tampons aren't an option for everyone. They're impossible for me to put in, and I know there are women without my physical abnormalities who still find them uncomfortable.
thatsdndn1 19
and why would you LEAVE YOUR PAD on the underpants?
quackImapenguin 16
Why not leave the pad on the underpants? If they're skinny dipping there might not be a garbage can handy. Plus maybe it isn't fully used up and she doesn't want to waste pads. If she's still skinny dipping it's likely that either her flow is light or she had been using the pad as backup to a tampon, so it's not necessarily a super bloody pad, could be just somewhat bloody.
thatsdndn1 19
well apparently i miss understood since english is my fourth language:0! i though the girls left their underpants somewhere and that filthy guys grabbed it :/
DrFood 8
62. While it is wrong for a guy to be messing with their underwear, if they're skinny dipping I'm pretty sure she's somewhat comfortable with the guys.
DoomedGemini 38
So what if she's comfortable around guys? I'm not comfortable with any guys messing with my underwear.
I_Am_The_Cold 19
Perhaps she prefers pads, has vaginismus, or otherwise doesn't like anything in her ******.
stieglar 17
A little forethought goes a long way.
maydayyparade 27
Sucks for them, it probably scared them to death
devinaww 15
at that moment yell " I HAVE AIDS!!" and watch their reaction
fashionbug9880 22
It's their fault for touching girls' underwear in the first place.
rikkirauha 20
Skinny dipping while on your period? And why would you leave your bloody pad out where someone could have seen it? That one's on you.
Ms_ValS 27
Skinny dipping + leaving bloody pad out in the open. This is the kind of behaviour that brings shame to one's parents.
samthompson 12
she didn't think that people were gonna fling it around
trevorr_16 25
FYL. Maybe next time, don't go skinny dipping on your period, or use a tampon if you were planning to.
Pinkgal123 24
Rule #1 no skinny dipping, when it's that time of the month. And those guys are pervy.
quackImapenguin 16
Why not? Because boys might get freaked out by a little blood or a tampon string? That's the boy's problem.
TacoMortis 15
Hopefully the guys didn't take note on who was wearing what underwear. FYL OP