Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Pocatello, United States
Clubbing tip
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, and she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML