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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Bllllaaaaaah
Juno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wax on, wax off
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Sharibabi65
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
S. Dub
🌶️ Spicy
Acting is hard work
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
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Fx13mz 7
I'm stealing that line from him.
ambowew 7
Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'
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Comments (309)
jjasson1296 0
he's right someones gotta do it
magicman1 0
your pic is awesome !!!!!
Livinia 11
Well... he's right...
tom08 3
u kinda look like Selena Gomez ;)
kspear2 12
well? did ya???
Keivono314 0
that's the important part
Chazyj 4
can't blame him he has a point but I am sure you both got what you wanted in the end
sourgirl101 29
Are you sure?
caaklove 0
I doubt they did since she thinks him wanting fellatio is worth writing an FML about. If she were comfortable around him, she would have either done it or they would laugh about it or both. So, I'm assuming they're a new couple and she's not into the relationship enough to perform such a task. Then again she could be one of those girls who thinks it's gross and she plans to never get her mouth anywhere near a penis. In that case, she really needs to grow up.
hahachun 4
wow. your comment is a complete ice breaker
TheCass_ 3
haha yeah! I would have totally told him, "well babe, it's certainly not going to lick itself."
shumian 4
whisper back "no one is." pat his erection and walk away :)
rockefoe 6
romantic.
loovemylife 7
What a legend
eminemchick 19
But you sir, can! Remove two of your floating ribs, and wear your "#1 playa hat". Then, commence sucking!