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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Bllllaaaaaah
Juno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wax on, wax off
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Sharibabi65
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
S. Dub
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Acting is hard work
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
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Fx13mz 7
I'm stealing that line from him.
ambowew 7
Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'
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theConundrumm 2
"requiem for a dream" quote... be gratefull you didnt have a crowd chanting "ass to ass"
sourgirl101 29
Was "Put It In My Mouth",by Akinyele playing as the background music? What a sweet little sugar talker you have there! Lol
aardvarkish 17
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Daviddwd 0
yeah. like sucking it's dick.
mom2pen 4
thanks Dr. Phil
WOGBRO 6
32-Your such a party pooper.
austin0023 0
give him some credit he said it in the nicest way:P
h0neyb 0
unfortunately I've heard that myself quite too much
WOGBRO 6
63-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOLOL
monnanon 14
Well at least he is not being all coy about what he wants. He maybe thought that the moment was correct for something funny like that either that or he is a bit selfish. I dont like people who think any bit of kissing automatically leads to sex or oral sex, I actually split up with someone because of that. Every little kiss including a kiss goodbye at the door he would grab my boobs or try to open my jeans. Hopefully yr bf is not like that and this was just a kind of funny one off.
babyschmoo 13
yeah well with that comment no one is. whether its a polite way to say it or not, sometimes girls just like to do it at certain times and usually like surprising a man. not doing stuff when he asks. also, tell him he will be sleeping alone with Jill or Rosey Palmer for a very long time.
SteelCladAngel 0
mmmmmhm my ex used to tell me what to do in bed or tell me what he was gonna do to me.... hot hot hot too bad he expected me to 'obey' /out/ of bed.