Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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pleasetryagain 0
I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.
wyld3fyr3 3
was it?
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wyld3fyr3 3
was it?
neonokku 0
aww sounds sweet :) dont listen to them and dont let them bring you down
No_Heart 0
Too bad dogs don't know how to love.
gayguysf 0
Oh boy was it awkward when I was reading this fml with my dog...
ninjasaurous 0
I love the sarcasm you used.
tsim_fml 0
69- too bad dogs eat teddy bears
Xellith 5
sounds hot.
helluva 1
*pats OP's back*
helluva 1
Well, at least, they're getting the "other side" of the story :3
andydawg8891 0
You're SICK!
pleasetryagain 0
I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.
_fake_ 0
Yeah, probably not. Give it a while- there's sure to be more than one "well then you shouldnt've f*d that dog" comment.
laughing_at_u 0
good call
jackkerouc9 0
. You set yourself up for it by writing about an animal that licks its ass and junk more often than not.
liveBabylon 0
that was gunna be my exact comment ahahahahahaha
cerebellum_fml 0
awakening? well to be great you must be misunderstood. :/
blastvortex 4
What a precious story. Well, companionship never hurts... unless somebody forgot the vaseline... >.< PS FYI, love isn't really unconditional otherwise it wouldn't matter who or what he/she/it was you have a relationship with. In some ways you might think it is, and in some ways, it might be nice to wish it was (it's a nice ideal in many cases). Ultimately, however, it never really is.
cerebellum_fml 0
im wondering if everyone here had to look up ********** before commenting lol
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Trust me when I say most of the people commenting know what it is. They just don't know how to spell it. @mercy - Also, I've been forbidden from watching Beauty and the Beast because of exactly this reason. I'm over 20 years old, mother! I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WORLD, DAMN IT!
redbluegreen 41
What about The Little Mermaid? Man on teenage fish love, common.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
@16, you have lived a sad, depraved childhood and I feel sorry for you.
mekeskidi_fml 0
So the story you wrote was biographic?
swimdiva 0
wait wait ***********... screwing your dog? am I right or totally wayy off here?