Baskets-Tailleur
France
Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML
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md101 18
Surprised you even saw the ninja.
TheKingKen 22
Clearly, he's not a real ninja. Real ninjas would've left you standing there, wondering where your shoes went
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md101 18
Surprised you even saw the ninja.
DerrickJames 33
This "ninja" gave her one hell of a story for the interview. It probably kept the mood up. The ninja was a god send.
Jghaugland 6
Dem ninja muhfukkas fast
Wyaru 9
The only reason she was able to see him is because he didn't have his "sneakers", which is why he had to steal hers in the first place.
Wyaru 9
I've realized that he didn't actually steal her sneakers, rendering my supposedly "witty" comment stupid sounding and invalid.
NeatNit 33
#23, what comment?
LifeAlertTwerk 14
#24, he probably edited his original comment. The current one is just a revision so he didn't seem "stupid".
mz135 12
Well obviously he's not a good ninja!
kelsorg 21
he got away with the shoes... I think that makes him a decent ninja at least.
reneetlovesyou 30
That ninja is still a grasshopper.
Starponer 7
who runs to an interview? you must suck at keeping time
MortenM 17
It's gotta be the best story the recruiter heard that. S/he will remember that. Sure you'll get a callback if you did well otherwise
kelsorg 21
who wants to walk in heels/dress shoes to an interview when you have sneakers?
tempermental 19
maybe next time you could leave extra time so you aren't in a hurry, that way you won't need the sneakers? or you could have just taken a taxi to the interview??
ChristianH39 30
Or people could just stop stealing peoples shoes
sk8rdud3 24
A young grasshopper
sk8rdud3 24
^ to #56
Wyaru 9
#37 Yeah, the first comment was a joke about ninjas and sneakers, but I realized it didn't work because he didn't steal the sneakers, but the dress shoes.
incoherentrmblr 22
Sounds like the ninja was a sumo...
rkennedy 10
What a ninja
sexyboi1985 27
Well, I hope u get the job :-)
TheKingKen 22
Clearly, he's not a real ninja. Real ninjas would've left you standing there, wondering where your shoes went
ohgeejosee 19
Exactly! This was no ninja, only a thief :P
MortenM 17
A thief with humour still tho. But yea, lying - although at least he left OP with an extraordinary story to tell
karimm_fml 6
Maybe a ninja in training
Flaming_Pandas 15
Unless, of course, she too is a ninja.
Adam5858 17
I say he would just laugh about it.Well hopefully in your case
originaljosh 11
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foxy_grampa 19
I'm really curious as to why a man wanted female dress shoes. Maybe he's a cross dressing ninja
Wakachulak 22
Almost anything second hand can be sold.
DrownedMyFish 18
He could also be a ninja with a shoe fetish.
Baby_Wafflez 6
No. Enough.
Daveyboy75 11
So did you get the job ???
FrozenMusic 26
Maybe you could start a new trend hah
dammityou 10
sorry, Mexican family parties already started that trend
MikeyLean 8
#25 but white people **** their own family members
acommonman 23
nothing like a good story to break the ice
MrConcise 35
The determining factor is how well OP sells it. If the interviewer thinks it's a tall tale, OP won't be hired for a retail job. Girl can't even sell a true story!
s0m3guy2010 21
Impress your interviewer with your physical prowess. Your sports shoes make you better.. faster... stronger than your formal shoes. Now only if you had 6 million dollars.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, that's why she's at the interview – to get the job- ohhhhh, I see what you did, there!
dawood_k 27
Why the hell are you going to a job interview with your whole wardrobe ... Do you always carry different clothing items when on the move. Next time maybe take a spare set of shoes. As for this damn ninja, what's up with you going around stealing shoes and still announcing its a ninja that's stealing it
cjmedic 12
If she had to walk to her interview, it's perfectly reasonable that she brought a more comfortable pair to walk in, instead of trekking in heels. Also, isn't that a bit contradictory to say she should've brought MORE shoes after questioning why she brought an extra pair?
Vedarshi 11
Obviously he's a troll. Lol.