Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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turtlemansam 6
Why does that not suprise me
Inspired22 11
Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!
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Comments (109)
turtlemansam 6
Why does that not suprise me
omG_G00 0
Why does that not surprise you?
brennboo 3
Because he's a guy?
omG_G00 0
So?
pcakewafflebacon 0
men summon their one eyed snakes to think for them
madarchod 0
What is surprising? Who wants to surprise and why? I don't understand
Bloodberry 0
cuz he wants to get physical physical!
omG_G00 0
Madarchod - your username is surprising.
stephanie0613 0
Thank god my boyfriend can name thousands of things although it's not bad atleast you know he is fully attracted to you.
desigirl2010 0
yeah what is up with that username?! well. at least you're proud to be one.
77taylah33 0
omg dump him if he doesn't like you for you! a boyfriend as to like you for inside as well! so lucky I'm loved for who I am=)
JGood09 0
why are you yelling? ^^^
77taylah33 0
I'm not just cause I have a couple of...........!!!!!............... doesn't mean i'm yelling
justAskxx 0
That's my photo D:!
morgann4826 0
19- win!
hemz_fml 13
that's still a compliment though, i mean that's still saying you look good so cheer up.
bachooka 5
38- I'm pretty sure he likes her for her insides... just not er personality. and if that's the case... YDI for having a terrible personality!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
26: Er, no. Being "fully attracted" to someone would include being attracted to her personality, mind, viewpoint, etc.
Blackoutdcskatir 0
#9 All guys are not like that
highschool_britt 2
Dump his sorry self!!!!!!!
iPlayRS 0
Maybe she should take that as a compliment, considering that guys aren't exactly emotional or revealing..
leoisthebestt123 0
ur kinda hott(:
EmoPolarBearShim 0
well that's the case with mist teenage boys. unless you're not a teenager.
omgshaylaaa 0
oooh boooty callllll. you sure you're not a hooker?
labratory5 0
lol she probably is a hooker
randiZ25 0
how does being attractive make you a hooker?
login6437 0
Something wrong with that? Be appreciative. He's with you, so he likes you.
mfelax9556 8
yeah but only for her looks man she wants someone who will appreciate heron the inside too
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Dude, 4, WTF is that in your pic? It's pretty much exactly how I pictured the pequininos from the Ender series (minus the nipples, of course).
drummerforever 0
I'm not gonna lie, but ,76, you are very ugly.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh noes! Whatever shall I do?! An anonymous stranger called me ugly on tha intertoobz! I guess I'll go crouch in the shower and cut myself while the water beats down on me like my heart's billion tears, drowning the sound of my sobbing so that no one will know my shame. Now I'll have to upload a booby shot to redeem my shattered self-esteem. :[ BRB, gotta go put on the megabra.
SHORTstopp99 5
yay 5th!!!!
jess2gd4u 0
you deserve it for being with a superficial ass! 10 buks he's a pretty boy and has rok hard abs and you like what "his eyes" get over yourself! when you get fat or ugly or both you'll moan cause ur man won't have anything nice to say bout ur body!
ca123 0
ha
unidentified_sta 5
Sounds like you're reminiscing.
Southern_Grown 0
my thoughts exactly
jess2gd4u 0
nah just sik of spoilt brats moaning cause they are hot. just enjoy it. Anyway she sounds like a drama queen postin that on here. not even an fml.
Draminicaus 0
Kinda gotta agree with Jess. That's way better than some of the compliments I've heard. Maybe OP is one of those "Bella" girls that lack a personality completely.
Draminicaus 0
What's wrong with a Twilight joke? :P
redbluegreen 41
If the OP is anything like a "Bella" she shouldn't even have a boyfriend in the first place.
knibbsy 4
If you can't cook and clean, then I agree that you're worthless, OP.
kingsley23 0
hahahah
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Agreed.
Inspired22 11
Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!
Arsonnist 3
Then I'm sure he can name a double thing.
giantsfan2010 23
You guys are so quick to judge, you don't even know the whole situation.
Zebidee 9
Oh, sorry. Please explain the rest of it to us.