Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month-old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son was arrested for tagging a wall with the well known symbol of a certain evil Nazi leader. Not only that, the police showed me a picture of the graffiti and turns out he’s so dumb he couldn’t even draw the symbol properly and gave up after 4 failed attempts. FML
Today, my son told me he got a tattoo to honour our German heritage. The bloody fool got an eagle and swastika on his arm. I had to explain to a 20-year-old what WWII was. He’s now researching laser removal. Idiot. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
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ea247 20
I bet you did-nazi that coming!
daddysgirl243 21
blame it on someone else
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Comments (90)
ea247 20
I bet you did-nazi that coming!
davincidasecond 24
Did Jew?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I've seen a lot of these Nazi jokes, Anne Frankly I'm getting tired of them.
MmmPinkTacos 11
I reich where this is going
HerMischief 21
That was out of Main Kampfert zone :(
MyUsernameisEpic 29
Nazi jokes make me Führerous.
LilMissCanadian 22
These jokes hurt, but I want more.
MyUsernameisEpic 29
Do you find them Hitlerious? Is it messing with your concentration? Don't be ashamed to laugh. I laughed too. I guess I'll Sieg you in Heil.
Hammer1722 19
This comment thread keeps getting darker... Who turned off the gas?
brenton490 19
I vote neigh out of neigh on that joke!
Ichiya 29
I'll give you guys a nein out of ten for these puns.
sunnyskys 25
Ich reich woher das ist gehen. #16
PePziNL 20
These puns are gas-tly.
jlang917 14
That's unfortunate OP! Good luck explaining that to everyone!
chinaski7628 32
Easy-- a 15 month old did it. If it was a 15 year old, that'd be a different story.
Yazoo77 16
Well, memories to... forget.
wolf12king 12
Remember that he is to young to have any kind of hate like that also if it is that annoying just scribble it out.
Mackade 18
Keyword from this FML: big.
daddysgirl243 21
blame it on someone else
fashionbug9880 22
Or they could just apologize to their sister and explain that it was the baby. I doubt it would be a huge deal.
ezrajab 22
Oh boy! Let's hope he doesn't know what that is yet and that it was a coincidence
texasmade817 5
The kids not even 2 I'm sure he can barely even talk I'm sure he has know clue what a swatzika is or the meaning behind it
karbiee 15
silly kids.. pin the blame on another guest.
larrena2377 26
That's unfortunate. I hope your sister understands and doesn't get mad. Not really a good thing to let a 15 month old scribble on. YDI, but live and learn.
Bibliovore 26
Oh, I don't know ; a 15-month-old "signing" the guest book is the kind of thing that I could see some people -- perhaps also the bride and groom? -- thinking absolutely adorable. And even for a big "swastika", it probably wouldn't be that hard to add a few more babyish lines to make it look a lot more random (no need to scribble it out entirely).
Garrett2818 21
The swastika is also the sign of Thor so maybe he's not a future hitler.
jtthegr8 26
Depends which way the swastika was spinning. Opposite of how the Nazis used it, the swastika resembles peace and love. Or so I've heard from a few spiritual people.
OysterPearls 33
You're right #41, that symbol can be found in a lot of religious art from Hinduism and Buddhism. The singer M.I.A. wore a bindi once with the correct orientation of it, but a lot of people got angry at her for it because they didn't know the original meaning of the symbol.
chaseafterwind82 29
No worries, just take the pen and alter it so it's something else. :-)
I_Like_Dogs 28
Connect the lines and turn it into a kite.