Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
Indiana_fml 4
Well, men should shave their balls, too. A women usually doesn't find it attractive to pull your pubes out of her teeth.
grimeysly 0
really? u suck balls? y in heaven's name would u suck balls and then complain about it
Damone 0
holly shit, funny shit
xHaniffax 0
agree with #20: it might not be that bad shaving down there and everyone's got their own opinions on if you should shave down there or not, but the aftermath is horrible...especially on such a sensitive area.
ladidadi 0
i'm a woman and to all the people who are asking if men understand what a hassle it is to shave....men have to shave their faces so i'm pretty sure they get the concept. don't tell me you wouldn't ask your man to shave if he had a big, scraggly, tangled beard on his face! shaving excess body hair is good hygiene! many guys also shave their pubes if they get too out of control. it's ok to have pubic hair, even a large amount, just keep it neat! if you keep letting it grow until it looks like a jungle, obviously people are going to find it unattractive! it doesn't mean they like a "prepubescent" look, maybe they just don't like the idea that a bird could be nesting in there and they wouldn't even know it! still, it sucks for the OP that the guy was so rude about it. maybe next time before she goes on a date she could shave/make sure she's dating a guy who's into the bush.
krisFrAnHeehar 0
I would have screamed PEDOPHILE and left, cause only little kids have naturally hairless.........
golfpro908 0
agreed .. tho i don't really have a preference long as its not like a jungle like OP portrays it from her story
Chocolate_Chunk 2
so I guess you scream pedo at everyone who doesn't like beards on men, too?
Whydoyouask 11
25, you should read 24's comment, you might actually learn something
threer 30
@409, it's not the same, do you have any idea how much it hurts/itches afterwards? We don't get any after-shave shit. If you shave your balls, then go ahead and complain about your girlfriend's ****** and no one else's.
ohhdamn 0
wax then, if you don't want that rash i'm a girl and i think bushy pubes gross, guy or girl.
TerAki 0
#25 have you heard of this thing called "oral sex"? It's generally the whole idea behind a guy liking a girl to shave.
lesb_lv 0
YDI for getting into bedroom @ first or second date. It seems you didnt talk about your preferences in sex at all. You should have ran away way before getting into the bed.
pwnrzero 0
what, too blunt
AlexV_fml 0
I would have said the exact same thing, that shit is disgusting shave it lol. #19's got it right
Shlizabeth 0
YDI for being an oompa-loompa faced monkey problem, shave that shite.