Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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redbluegreen 41
It would be interesting if someone with alopecia universalis gave their opinions on this.
TArantulAH 0
Sounds a little like me...
Shunnabunich 2
Anyone accusing people who prefer shaved partners of being a pedo is wildly off the mark. Maybe these people just like a clean junk? Like the feeling of it? Or (echoing ladidadi) if I shave my facial hair, does that somehow mean I'm trying to impersonate a child or attract only pedophile women? Get real. In any case, if I wanted a chick to shave down there, I would be just as willing to shave myself. No reason to be hypocritical -- and yes, Luckster, men are every bit as capable of experiencing razor rash as women. You don't have a monopoly on having hair grow back stubby. :P
watermind 0
He was an ass. That said you should shave.
24788 7
It's a turn off to many people. I prefer it shaved. Why wax my chest and ab region? It looks better in my opinion.
sbarre1 0
Well, you *should* shave that shit. Gross. Also, if you don't know this guy very well, how do you expect him to be sensitive? I'm sure "this really cute guy" isn't your boyfriend, so it's not like he's going to think about your feelings when he ***** you. :) You get what you pay for.
AUT_student 0
"He invited me over to make dinner at his place"....dude was on a winner, you'd already cooked for him. But, I wouldn't be stopping the game then. However, as #27 said, if you want him to 'really' look after you, a tidy up doesn't hurt a bit. That sid, he could have been a little polite about the deal. As I said, he was already on a winner!!
ArtsySwag 0
I don't think it's gross to not shave. Just manage it & keep it neat or at least trim it :). & was his shaved? If not, what a hypocrite!
RuralNinja 0
Some hair is ok, but if its the jungle as your message seems to imply, you need to trim it down.
nautical 0
But really, who want to **** someone who hasn't gone through puberty?! or atleast looking like they haven't. must be wrong on some level.
gkings18 1
you're an idiot
bladedrose 3
^ agreed