Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML
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ooohsloths 5
I hope nobody hits YDI because nobody deserves to get cheated on and if they did then they suck.
GodPart2 20
Ummm... ever heard of punctuation, #1? Also, I don't think you get the FML
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Comments (79)
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Wow that's good for her so she's not your girlfriend anymore this deserves a follow up
GodPart2 20
Ummm... ever heard of punctuation, #1? Also, I don't think you get the FML
quickit 24
#1 She cheated on OP. You're honestly better off without her.
Kielnmsoftly 26
She doesn't deserve to get over her problems if she cheated. I hope the new guy gives them back.
Enkeria 30
Maybe #1 is the ex-girlfriend.
T_Young96 13
Summer lovin', had me a blast Summer lovin', happened so fast Met a girl crazy for me Met a boy cute as can be Summer days drifting away To, uh oh, those summer nights
djstiv3 15
yea good for her but what about the dude? i feel sorry for him. women acting like straight up bitches these days. they dont deserve shit
squideth 18
Yeah it's not like men ever do anything cruel! Oh wait
randompizzaguy 17
Whatever stereotypes anyone wants to use this to convey, doesn't change the fact that OP stuck with her through her issues, and like a bitch, she cheated.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Women initiate about 80% of breakups and 70% of divorces. While many studies disagree, the highest estimate for women to cheat is at 35%, while the highest estimate for men who cheat is 23%. The study that estimates that men cheat 21% estimates that women cheat 19%, also established that women are far more likely to lie, even while being anonymous, about having cheated on their significant other. It also seems that younger women cheat more, while men cheat more as they get into their 40's. But yea, everyone does **** each other up.
dweeds508 24
Time to dump her, OP
bluelagoon24 19
I'm sure he'd love to if she hadn't done so first.
Fuaaad1994 31
You deserve someone better op.
sn24swim 13
if she cant control it, thats her fault. you deserve better OP
LexiDaBae 17
"If she can't control it, that's her fault." How does that make sense?!
foxwasalamb 24
thats like saying someone deserves to have Down Syndrome.
sarah_baby22 15
#35 That's going abit too far... Down syndrome is really extreme, her "feelings", not so much.
ooohsloths 5
I hope nobody hits YDI because nobody deserves to get cheated on and if they did then they suck.
Posthuman 26
There will always be someone who hits YDI on these. They're a secret society. It's how they prepare for the Reckoning.
IvyRizzzzoli 25
He should take her to a brothel
kerstileann 26
People hit ydi for many reasons. Some people over analize and decide the op deserves, some people (including myself) hit it while trying to vote fyl, some people do it for the badge. There is ALWAYS going to be a ydi on every fml ever.
erenjaeger 16
If you're using the Android app, and don't have a huge screen, it can be easy to accidentally hit YDI (unless they've updated it since I used it last).
Alchemist_21 26
And unfortunately you can't undo the vote either. You can still vote fyl to make up for it, but then you'll still have a vote cast for the ydi option.
BSnapZ 21
#29 I don't understand why FML don't let you info l undo your vote. It's actually quite annoying.
Sirin_fml 47
The reason you can't undo it is horribly complicated and technical, but it basically boils down to sadism and us enjoying people's torment.
BSnapZ 21
Haha fair enough then!
jmacs 9
#5, i always thought ydi was you dumb idiot
devildog562 33
Time to get a beer and get over her . Find someone with less issues and not such a unreasonable person.
fsomelife 26
Like beer!
patrickeli 15
That means she didn't have true feelings for you. Find someone better.
aimzskee 30
Wow. What a bitch. You deserve better OP.
Sentaru 7
Great username, but ouch story. You are truly better off without someone as two-timing as her.
Enslaved 38
Tell me more, tell me more Time to settle the score? Tell me more, tell me more 'Cause she sounds like a *****!
XQuartzX 15
lol #30, I was going to say that but you already posted it
birdybirdchirp 18
#30....I wasn't the only one to sing that?...or was I ?
es3508 16
She gained a different commitment problem