Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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gnobbie 0
idk about waxing, but shaving makes it itch like a bitch. so #273, i dont think guys have to worry about the whole itching, pokiness deal, but it definitely makes it one HELL of a pain for girls. probably cause pussy skin is a lot more sensitive then for guys. so why dont you get YOUR facts straight please.
Barthez01 0
Every hole is a goal
WTFIWWP 0
gay, every chic is not a **** star, he needs to watch less ****. You deserve better.
Jamaicandude 0
Oh man hairy pussy is a turn off for me. main reason is most the time it smells. on a different note i would not refuse a hairy kat,i would just **** her and tell her shave next time after am finished lol
i_laugh_fml 0
you are a disgust to the meaning of man. honestly. gross!
Ginjar420 0
ok guys dont smell that great either most girls arent just gagging because of length sometimes its the stench
i_laugh_fml 0
ahahahah !!!! omg how long WAS it woman?
Ginjar420 0
OK girls, IK we all hate to shave, because it IS hard to shave we can do more damage with a razor down there if we're not carful than a man can do. SO if you ever have this happen to you, tie him down and shave him, or tell him he can get out. It is not gross if a girl does not shave, it is gross personally for me when you can't find a guy through his bush. SO boys trim your's up, girls trim yours up why not it's easy. shaving? leave that to a personal choice. The guy was a dick, he had one he is one. All of you are just sexist.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
a man can only chop off his balls, but that's nothing, right?
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Angelina93 6
you shouldn't take that!.the hair there is there for a reason.if it wasn't for the hair there you could get STD's easier and no one wants that!. he's definitly not worth it!.
michelleebabyy05 0
dangggg , it may be a hassle , but just be clean ... its best .
Angelina93 6
it may be clean ..i guess. but it is getting STD's way easier worth impressing a guy?.
mjlover 0
Don't listen to that dick head, or anyone else trashing you. Why should it matter if it's shaved or not? I'm a woman, and personally, I don't like to shave. I agree, trimming is just more convienient overall, but it's a PERSONAL CHOICE. What is wrong with today's world? You have sex with people you LOVE. If the person REALLY loves you, they won't give a ****. The fluids that your genitals produce chemically bond you and your sexual partner, and it just screws everything up if you don't love each other! Sex is a gift, it feels good AND it produces infants. And all these people keep abusing it. Also, it's extremely UNHYGENIC to shave/wax it. In-grown hairs, rashes, disease, infections, STD's... The list goes on and on. Why do girls even risk it? Is pleasure more important than health? The world is SO ****** up these days...
_system_ 0
You realise you can still get infections and STDs with an unshaven one too, right? It's not like hair is some form of bulletproof shield... The infections and diseases travel through the bodily fluid, you don't get it from being rubbed on where there's no hair...
Angelina93 6
THANK YOU!!!!. you took the words right out of my mouth!.
dvs01 0
What makes you think that sex requires love? That's pretty twisted of you. And even if I am having sex with a partner that I love, how is that a reason to not want them to be neat and clean downstairs? It's stupid to put oneself down just because of love. That's ridiculous. There is nothing wrong with having sex for pleasure. Thinking so is very closed-minded and insane. Where the hell do people like you get these ideas from? Religious influences? Crazy parents? Try to think for yourself. You're right. The world IS ****** up these days. Thanks for contributing to it lol