Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
ThatPlankton 15
I've heard of worms and scorpions, but caterpillars in a drink? who doesn't Love a little extra fuzz in their beverage of choice?
Jkolbly 11
Alright maggots, this obstacle course is called "The Squeeze"
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Comments (57)
ThatPlankton 15
I've heard of worms and scorpions, but caterpillars in a drink? who doesn't Love a little extra fuzz in their beverage of choice?
Olympiakos10 15
It was The very thirsty caterpillar
LeFrogDog 27
you gonna finish that caterpillar ( -_- )
priiest 8
How does this even deserve to be on fml...? People eat bugs all the time
Jkolbly 11
Alright maggots, this obstacle course is called "The Squeeze"
edris_305 21
Sue them or get a free drink out of it from the store
vegetaftw 28
The cup probably belonged to the OP, and was used in their own home.
Brool_Story_Co 17
How would suing the store that sold him the cup accomplish anything, it's not their fault that a caterpillar climbed into the straw.
vegetaftw 28
Forgot to add it could have been used prior to this as well.
Zimmington 21
Yes! Sue them! How dare they sell a cup that a caterpillar could potentially crawl into. How could they not foresee this issue!? Some companies are thoughtless
The_Thinker 18
Doesn't sound like the little guy/gal was having a hell larva time in there. I now await my trial from the FML community.
MidnaLink 35
The FML jury finds you guilty!
mdcdeve 10
I like it.
Smoldering 15
Speaking of Perdix and Doc where are they? And why are they not commenting on this?
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Were you at a restaurant?
Mimorie17 12
Thats prreeetttyyy gross. Im terrified of caterpillars..yuck.!
Varieus 30
How can one be terrified of caterpillars?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Caterpillars are cute, just not in my drinks.
The_Thinker 18
Haven't you heard? In a time of global recession and downright awful economics, suing people over caterpillar-sized issues is apparently the latest trend.
The_Thinker 18
This was meant to be a reply to #7. Oh, dear.
AboveAll04 14
your pic and your comment on how you screwed up is awesome lmao
Sinistra_Blue 12
I am so, so very sorry OP.
FlyingLeumer 19
I hope for your sake it wasn't one of the poisonous variety.
Psychicgirl17 18
Or the spiky ones
Yellow_Fish79 11
Ewwww! Atleast you didn't suck up a bee or something while you were drinking lol