Today, I met up with my estranged father for the first time in almost 15 years. I saw him again later, while he was robbing my house. FML
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Hi everyone, I am the OP. I am so glad this got published!! Also, all of these coments are great :) To add more to the story: My sister and I went out to lunch with my dad because he was in town and wanted to see us. He seemed to have changed since he divorced my mom 15 years ago, so we let him drive us home, which is how he knew where our apartment was. Later that night, I heard noises in our apartment, so my badass sister tackled him and pepper-sprayed him as he was trying to pick up our TV. He was aressted (he actually had a knife) and we are getting a restraining order against him.
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MakaylaReneeB 8
Wow your sister is bad-ass!
Blink_me26 21
That really is a huge shame, he clearly doesn't deserve to know his children. Awesome sister you have though!
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Comments (84)
lennelleong 33
Guess he was 'casing the joint'! (:
Dusty_Busters 15
Eh... Try again
omgitsmoe 26
Oh how cute Fatherly love and affection
esines 9
No wonder that douche was estranged for 15yrs
toooldforthis 19
Maybe in jail for 15 years? Fresh out and back on a roll?
sicksadworld1317 30
#6- He's not back on "a roll"; he's back on *parole :)
acs123acs 22
@23 you probably now have one of the few corrections on FML that i will actually approve of
Ziggyboo 10
23, He could mean "on a roll" like on a crime spree. I sincerely hope he didn't mean parole.
esines 9
^ woooooooosh!!!
carina_47 16
I thing you're better of keeping that "estranged" part of the relationship. ... also: restraining order!
niallo 23
Guess she gets to see him one more time. In court, pointing her finger saying "that's the man."
carina_47 16
I bet. PPl need to know where their place is.
toooldforthis 19
I hope you called the police
Damian95 16
No wonder he was away for fifteen years !
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Family Reunion! On a more serious note, I hope he didn't steal anything valuable.
SlapAndTickle 20
Nah, people break into homes and steal crap that's worthless.
turtlesarerad14 13
They really do sometimes
NoFlippinWai 24
I had someone break into my house and steal my phone charger. It was ok though. They broke in a couple days later and put it back. Left a thank you note and everything. Nice Guy that theif was.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
He was in the process of taking our TV when my sister tackled him. He also had a pile of things like our cameras, some money, and other things of value near the front door.
EnvyMe33 26
Must be from Canada...
whoracle_fml 12
Maybe it's better that he isn't around
Pauschinator 22
I think its time to move on from that chapter in your life.
vinayj009 5
Restraining order sounds like it would help.
UFIUETSimpdesign 5
Unfortunately I've been in the same situation twice
NoFlippinWai 24
Wait, Twice? with your mother and then again your father? Sorry Man.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
He doesn't seem to value your relationship. You can bet he values your stuff though.