Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
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Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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Mikeymikey 4
its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??
GameRater01 0
Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.
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Mikeymikey 4
its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??
fmlbai 0
troll
theice 0
bet the dogs a guy too
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
no this has to be fake no one is that stupid to put there dog in there wedding.
secrets15 0
lol great idea
shibainu519 0
win!
GameRater01 0
Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.
Dakotamackey86 0
Win! It's not like you're missing anything. The 4th time is what a courthouse vow ceremony where no one cares the show up only if it's not cash bar.
amelinat 0
Being in the bridal party sucks anyway, this way you can get blind drunk at the reception, and dance innapropriately, and then when no ones paying attention, lead the new brides maid over to the cake, and get her/him to eat it. Who would have been the better brides maid then hey?
babysexxplict 0
this is so stupid and fake
Jimboom 12
At least the groom won't be caught having a quickie with the bridesmaid..... or if he does then write it in here. That would be a real FML for your mother! :-P
shibainu519 0
today, I found out my husband had an affair with my bridesmaid. the bridesmaid is my dog. I can see it now...
amirn86 0
Wow what'd you do to piss off your mom to the point that she'd remove you from the bridesmaid position?! That sucks though, sorry :-/
annis_fml 0
hahaha....i'm sorry but that's pretty funny...what is it with mothers and their excessive affection for their pets
maddog_fml 0
Her 4th?? Don't sweat, if the dog mess it up you will be asked at her 5th wedding. But... it still sucks!!
letstrythis 0
Grammar "Its" should be "It's" Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
shibainu519 0
GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT!
EHAEJHMCR151415 0
um......that was from the TV show friends