Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
TeratoMarty 6
Sounds like your EX-boyfriend at this point, mang.
KitGrey 4
Congradulations your in a verbally abusive relationship. You win a once in a lifetime chance to get the helk out.
melodywarner17 0
YDI, for you spelling b!tch like that.
comeatmebroo6254 1
It might just be a pet name or a name he means no harm by. But if it bugs you, confront him about it. :)
mikeymayhem_87 15
Tell him, "Bitch please.... You call me that one more time and I will cut your nuts off!", and maybe he'll quit. Either that or dump him...
Enslaved 38
Or better yet Bf: "Why is this beer hot and taste like piss!"
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Don't let him walk all over you. It won't end well and your self-esteem will tank. Trust me. I know.
ninjapuffy 4
Dump him now
queenv1366 0
Should learn spell check. Realized.
tehaustiebear 34
Common misconception, he was asking for a "Bierbitzch".