Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
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Kallian_fml 21
My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...
Dracoboxer357 36
15- Your beanbag chair exploded after your Brother had sex on it.....and YOU had to clean that up afterwards? Jeez, Kallian, why didn't you write this up as an FML of your own, that's fairly disturbing. ;(
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YourEvilHero 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
didn't think bean bag chairs had a weight limit
Dilwann 27
I think everything has a weight limit... So yes, it was rude, but then again... better safe than sorry.
paaronoid 4
I don't think bean bag chairs have weight limits, either. However, OP was most likely sitting on a child's bean bag, and his/her friend didn't want him/her to break or damage the bean bag because bean bags are ******* sweet.
Kallian_fml 21
My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...
perdix 31
#15, it was your brother's semen that made those little balls stick together in clumps. Mystery solved, so pay me my P.I. fee.
MagicStallion 9
Why dont you sit on one and find out, 1...
Dracoboxer357 36
15- Your beanbag chair exploded after your Brother had sex on it.....and YOU had to clean that up afterwards? Jeez, Kallian, why didn't you write this up as an FML of your own, that's fairly disturbing. ;(
Kallian_fml 21
18- Thanks for clearing that up for me, perdix. May I pay the P.I. fee with little bean bag balls?
Kallian_fml 21
26- Sadly, that's what happens when you grow up in a household full of sexist males who believe cleaning is a womans job.
perdix 31
#33 - yes, but only with separate tiny balls. NO CLUMPS! #35 - sorry for your misfortune, but at least it evens it out for that guy who had to pry his sister's used tampon from his dog's jaws. The male gender took a beating on that one.
obri98 10
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perdix 31
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I'm sure that's the same reason that guys won't let the OP sit on their lap.
rhaemese 9
And the same reason she wore a nightgown thinking it was a real dress.
perdix 31
#38, 46, nice tries, but neither of you quite got it. Guys won't let the OP sit on their lap because they are afraid she's going to burst their bean bags. Can you guess what I mean by bean bag?
rhaemese 9
I understood what you meant. I was simply adding on to it.
missnezzy 10
You shoulda been like 'yea you dont wanna break the chair with your fat ass'
teddybby 5
What a bitch! That was rude of her!
Harpy20 24
I would have wanted to get the satisfaction of seeing you burst it. To be honest, that's kind of funny.
sens3sfailing 25
Are you a tard? What satisfaction is there from basically confirming you are too heavy for a bean bag chair?
HarleyJM 7
Go **** yourself
ee13lbp 4
**** this! I love sitting in beanbags
paaronoid 4
Well if you're sitting on a child's bean bag and you're on the chubby side then what do you expect? I'm sure she didn't mean to sound like a bitch, though. She just didn't want you to break the bean bag chair. No worries, OP. (:
cheekyterier 13
well, you said it was uncomfortable, at least you got a nice chair
IAmJad 18
While getting her feelings hurt. Was it worth it?
darwinism 30
Say yes, but make sure to leave a little "silent but violent" gift for her before you get up to ensure she also has an enjoyable experience with her bean bag.
mikeofthunder 13
At least your friend cares about the bean bag. So many bean bags are neglected nowadays :(