Today, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class. Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
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Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a cute dog. I reached down to pet it, but it snarled then bit me. As I was walking away, I saw the owner of the dog, who was laughing and filming the whole thing on his shitty cellphone. I hope the video isn't out there on TikTok or whatever. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Loser
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
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cacheson 42
Perhaps something about the environment stressed your dog out? I'd recommend trying to find the cause of your dog's outburst (which presumably was out of character) and then try to eliminate those stressors in the future. Or perhaps just not use your dog in the class anymore.
liinkinparkfan97 34
Looks like you need to teach your own dog some obedience first before trying to teach other people's dogs. But sorry that happened to you OP, good luck with the class!
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cacheson 42
Perhaps something about the environment stressed your dog out? I'd recommend trying to find the cause of your dog's outburst (which presumably was out of character) and then try to eliminate those stressors in the future. Or perhaps just not use your dog in the class anymore.
cacheson 42
As a follow up to that, dogs have unique personalities and flaws just like humans. Whatever caused your dog to act out may have been a stress trigger that you were unaware of and couldn't control. A guy I know has a dog that's really well trained but for some reason a specific type of person stresses her out and she always barks at them until he tells her not to. While a severe bite is really not a good sign, I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt that it may not be the fault of your training.
tigerisabelle 31
Are they really wrong, OP? I know dogs can be like children and act out but the entire point of training them is so that they don't hurt people. If your dog was willing to bit his own master severely, he's not well trained.
writerchic85 26
Even the best dog trainers have slip ups. It's unrealistic to believe an animal is going to be 100% obedient and behaved all the time even with the best trainer. Look at Roy and his tiger.
liinkinparkfan97 34
Looks like you need to teach your own dog some obedience first before trying to teach other people's dogs. But sorry that happened to you OP, good luck with the class!
RichardPencil 32
Tell them "Bite me!" because you're obviously good with that command.
Cali 57
None of this would've happened if OP had bought a cat instead. Just saying.
crazyoliversmum 6
I have lots of handling of cats every day with my job, and this is not true. Cats have 5 weapons when they're stressed or angry, dogs have one. I'm a cat person myself and can definitely say, some cats are plain assholes and will bite or scratch in the blink of an eye.
Cali 57
Oh there's no doubt that cats can cause serious damage! Yet, the fact remains: if OP had a cat (instead of a dog) this FML would never have happened. Have you ever heard of anyone offering cat obedience classes? I didn't think so! Check and mate, friend.
RichardPencil 32
There are cat obedience classes going on all the time! However, the cats insist on training their humans to be obedient in their habitat. This is why you don't see them.
Cali 57
You there, Mr. Pencil. I like your style.
KaityK 13
Cat obedience is a thing! You'd be surprised! I have a cat that can basically do all of the things your average dog can. (Walk on leash, sit, down, stay, shake, come, and a few other things in command)
RavenousRiley 2
Yes genius, there are classes for cats. Nice joke attempt..
Cali 57
#14 - I am surprised! That's awesome!
Lalala579121 28
Well if OP had a cat then OP wouldn't have been in a dog obedience class (I hope), and would not have been bitten by their dog. So therefore the FML would not have happened.
Catdragon 40
Cats always have a reason for why they lash out. They don't just do it on purpose. Trust me sometimes the signs are not so obvious. I've been around cats my whole life and I know them pretty well. Now this one time just recently, I came across a young black and white cat. He was meowing at me while walking away with his tail up. That's not a bad sign. A bad sign would be a tail puffed up or twitching with the ears flattened and the pupils dilated. So I followed him, dropped down and called him over. He meowed and came over to me and started purring while rubbing up against me. I then pet him once when suddenly he hissed at me. I did not see it coming. I am lucky he didn't attack me, but he wanted lovings without pets. If you don't respect their wishes you will get hurt. They speak with their bodies and vocals. But remember you could always pet them in a soft area that has been injured before that makes them touchy. This is enough to make them lash out seemingly out of nowhere. You could also have a weird smell on your hand. The key is to not force anything and let the cat have it's way.
DoomedGemini 38
If your animal behaves in a way that doesn't have an explanation you need to take them to the vet. If they're sick or in pain they could act strange but there's also mental problems they could be causing it.
crazyoliversmum 6
Why are people so quick to judge? As #1 and #3 have said, not all dogs are perfect. OP probably had fantastic control over their dog in an everyday situation (hence why they're a dog trainer - you do have to study to be a trainer, not every Tom, Dick and Harry can do it) but there was some stressor that set their dog off on the day. I'm sure OP is now well away of what does and doesn't work for their dog and will aim to avoid those situations in the future. Best of luck OP, I hope word of one slip up doesn't spread and affect your business!
cootiequeen4444 11
I get that. But OP used the word "severly" my dog is very lyrics poorly trained and knows to stop the moment his teeth hit skin. he's never drawn blood. Due to this being my experience, if I went to obedience classes with him ( rewinding to back in time when he'd be an appropriate age for that), and the trainers dog bit him or her severely during the training. I'd withdraw from the class because that's a red flag. I wouldn't know the trainer personally. So all I could go by is what I saw and know. And not every dog trainer is a good one, just like there are bad school teachers... So yeah... But on that note, I wouldn't go on the Internet and name drop / shame the trainer/ obedience school and I'd hope others would not. Besides definitely looking into what triggered their dog biting them, I'd just count the class in which the bite happened as a loss. And be thankful for the people who stayed as well as just making sure history doesn't repeat itself. mistakes happen. it shouldn't define OP'S career, however, this doesn't mean the 4 people who left were unreasonable either. I agree with them that they should have the right to withdraw and get a refund if such an event were to happen. Some people bring their children, sometimes young, to dog training classes mind you. A child witnessing the trainer getting attacked by their own dog *may* have negative psychological results. My mom's friend saw a guy get knocked of his bicycle by a dog that was chasing the guys bike and it bit the dude and my mom's friend has been terrified of dogs since. The incident could have been worse but nonetheless is permanentlyrics scarred my mom's friend. thems the breaks. anywho in life, no matter the scenario, you win some, you lose some. I'm sure there are far more people who have positive things to say about OP'S dog training skills than negative things. And OP should not let this blip in their career get them too down. focus on the future, don't dwell on the past though yeah I know.. easier said than done...
DanaeZee 18
"Dog trainer" is no protected job title--- so yes, " every Tom, Dick and Harry can do it". I could call myself dog trainer and work in this field without any qualification. So calling yourself dog trainer doesn't imply any skills. Best regards, Dog Trainer DanaeZee (hey, maybe I even get a dog sometimes!)
Dominus101 20
Can you really blame them ? I mean seeing the Obedience instructor get viciously attacked by his/her own dog does not inspire confidence.
RavenousRiley 2
Damn, even your dog hates you.
sarcasmismyno1 22
Don't feel bad OP. I once attended a dog obedience class where the trainer didn't own a single dog. So you could do worse. A dog that needs work is still better than no dog at all.