Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
ucoolgirl31 20
Maybe he's a pimp and you're his hoe. But I agree just confront him.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
His "hoe"? Does he use her in the garden?
UMOISTBRO 0
Only all the time.
jacquay09 3
I'm not sure, but I think Pimps do call them "hoes". They use them as tools, and use them to work the field of lonely men?
ucoolgirl31 20
34 - Before you try and correct my use of the word hoe, you should know it is has more than one definition. 70 - .... Sure XD 82 - Thank you for realizing what I mean. :)
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
In that case it's "ho". Shortened version of *****.
ucoolgirl31 20
203 - it can be hoe also.
PrettyKookieToo 8
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
jkozzy 8
F#ck that b!tch
deadphoenix 0
Dump him
Jiinxx 8
he probably thinks the usual pet names like "babe" or "sweetie" are overrated. he's just tryna be original, OP.
AKGirlinSD 20
I like where you're going with this but if the boyfriend is trying to be original, wouldn't he call her "Fuckshit," "Cum Guzzler," or something more uncommonly used?
NIRVANA1990s 1
then call him dick more than HIS real name
datoismyname 22
What if his real name is Dick?
pil_84 9
Then call him a douche
MrFuzzles 5
As a joke every once in a while...ok. If its constant, kick him in the nuts when he says it, he obviously has zero respect for you.
Jumpingmal2 7
Gf: get your own damn beer you ass
baseballgirl25 6
Time to leave him.
gracehi 33
Ugh. I'm so sick of that word. It's becoming like the "N" word. The guys where I work use it all the time to refer to women in general, and my ex husband used to do the same too. Turned out he had no respect for me or any other woman. Dump the bastard before you have to endure any more grief.