Today, I broke my toe on a decorative statue I bought for our front yard. My husband warned me it took up too much space and was a hazard, and now I get to hear him say, "I told you so." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, my husband moved all the furniture a few inches to the left because he saw online that it makes moving around the house really difficult, and he wanted to test it out. Unfortunately, the one who tested it out was me; I got home, went to sit down, and broke 2 toes on the coffee table. FML
Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
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Bogrbon 27
As one of those husbands perpetually saying, it's too expensive, we don't need it or have space for it, but if you insist, it's your money, he told you so and you kind of deserve it...
Ambrily 27
Well, but he actually told you so, so what else could he say?
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Bogrbon 27
As one of those husbands perpetually saying, it's too expensive, we don't need it or have space for it, but if you insist, it's your money, he told you so and you kind of deserve it...
Ambrily 27
Well, but he actually told you so, so what else could he say?
mekiswrite 21
You broke a toe... I'm failing to see how the statue is a hazard; just don't kick it in the future.
rotflqtms_ 21
If you don't wamt him to say "I told you so," and if he doesn't already know you broke your toe, don't tell him. Pretend it isn't broken, or that you hurt your foot in some other way. Or... just accept that he was right and you were wrong and it was a hazard. You can't ALWAYS be right.
Dirtysalamander1 13
he will find out when he sees the hospital bill. don't try to hide something important from your S/O. it doesn't go well.
Dirtysalamander1 13
he told you so.