Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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James64138 26
Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.
MarisaCB 16
Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-
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MarisaCB 16
Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-
itsame0987 18
Not just that. Why is it in the bathroom?
NothernNightmare 18
4, it says the cut out was in "a doorway" so that doesn't specifically mean the bathroom's. It could've been a doorway to another room in the hallway.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
#1 - Cause she's an idiot with awful taste in music. #4 - "In *A* doorway." Actually reading the FML helps.
daniel_dd31 13
Because she's a brainwashed teen girl, that's why.
ChaoticBacon 6
That's pretty damn scary even with the lights on. *shudders*
5sonic 22
Is it bad that the same exact thing happened to me? It was actually terrifying. Omfg
waitwhatsgoingon 18
#4-I read the FML and thought the cutout was in the bathroom too. I know, thumb me down to hell and tell me to read carefully... -braces self with bubble wrap.-
lilhellian 27
How does one have bubble wrap and not pop it which makes its some what useless?:O
OhDearBetrayal 25
10- She could not be interested in their music but on their personalities. I like 1D but I have never listened to more than four songs by them, all less than three times. I like how they are silly and how they act like little girls at times. Does that mean I have bad taste in music? No, it means that I like my feminine boys.
wallandpiece 16
Maybe she just likes One Direction. You people are all so quick to judge. "An idiot with awful music taste". What the **** does that even mean? How can you be an idiot for liking a type of music? If anyone's an idiot it's you for thinking that.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Exactly what I was thinking.
SxDrgsRockNRoll 5
I'd scream even louder.
lzmo 20
Why not?
James64138 26
Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.
lilhellian 27
I laughed when I saw harry on YouTube.. Mainly because he took a shoe to the balls tho lol..
JessStyles 12
You're saying that as a good thing right?
Dramori 29
With joy? You look the sort... Your haircut is already there! :p
HouseElf 13
37- I liked how he became instantly paralysed and fell sideways onto the stage. It's like a secret deactivation button.
Life_is_FML 22
Wait... Harry styles has balls?
samcro3 8
One direction is scary as ****.
capslockisgood 19
And this is coming from Hogtown, Utah, folks; they must be scary as hell
askullnamedbilly 33
Well, that is quite the terrifying thing to see in the early hours of the morning. Kudos to not pissing yourself, OP.
SammyS2012 21
she never said she made it to the bathroom o.O
NothernNightmare 18
Feel free to piss directly on the cutout.
JessStyles 12
*gives death stare* I'll come and piss on you if you're not careful
karlcolt45 19
bad music is horrifying!
JessStyles 12
HOW DARE YOU! Can you even sing or play instrument?
karlcolt45 19
no but I have ears and they are offended
Inediblepeaches 15
68- I play an instrument and frequently listen to music. One Direction is absolute shit. And they aren't even attractive in any way, shape, or form.
selenagomezlover 8
:( Just because you don't like one direction, doesn't mean that you should insult them.
SillyGirl4602 23
68- we get it. One direction is your entire life. You have to accept the fact that many people don't have the same obsession as you.
andyyroxx 20
68- I play eight instruments, have recorded three EP's, finished an RCM exam, performed gigs several times, although I want to be a doctor. I learned to appreciate all kinds of music, but if they're in this to be musicians and musicians only, they need to step it up. They aren't as talented as the hype makes them look - sure, good lucking British boys catch the eye, but not much the ears.
iloveCS8 11
I don't think anyone has the right to decide what is bad music and what is not. If you like what you hear then listen to it, i don't understand why people have to make others feel bad about the music they enjoy
andyyroxx 20
90- You don't believe anybody has a right to their opinions? You don't have to think it's bad just because someone else does.
iloveCS8 11
Ps. Just to Make it clear i'm not saying that you can't not like 1D, if you don't like them then that's perfectly fine but don't make someone who does feel bad about it just because it is not ur choice of music
andyyroxx 20
There, now that I can agree with.
Phoebe_Buffay 14
K, come on. I admit to liking One Direction too, but not everyone is going to have the same opinion as you. Accept it and respect it.
Ziggy122 15
I'm guessing you're one of those delusional psychos who thinks Harry Styles has eyes for you, and only you, right? Well, good luck with that. You're going to have to compete with millions of other delusional little girls for his affection.
zandalee 20
My daughters room is smothered in One Direction. I no longer visit that part of the house. *shudder*
perdix 31
You're a music critic, right? The scream was probably your best work this year.
musiciangirl591 16
eh, probably better than anything one direction has put out in the last couple of years :P
perdix 31
#28, couple of years? I thought they were just manufactured a few weeks ago by some suits in a corporate board room.
musiciangirl591 16
eh, basically thats where all that boy band crap is made :P
alwayswinning123 7
I hope you didn't piss your pants!
supportcommand 17
I hope she did.
zandalee 20
38- golden shower fantasies huh?
supportcommand 17
49- I just wanted her to piss her pants. I said nothing about getting or delivering a golden shower. I believe you are the one with the fantasy. Which is fine, I don't judge.
musiciangirl591 16
my roommate has one direction, big time rush and justin bieber posters all over her side of our room, its just so creepy, especially at night
zandalee 20
They are constantly watching!!
musiciangirl591 16
my boyfriend and one of his friends came to visit one weekend, my boyfriend knew about the posters so we decided not to tell his friend, Chris (his friend) walked in, looked at the wall for a minute and was so creeped out, he didn't know what to say :P
perdix 31
#14, if your roommate slays you and hides your body, she can bring Owl City featuring Carly Rae Jepsen and Psy. If you see either of those flashes in the pan, run for your life!
musiciangirl591 16
she actually does have a CRJ poster and taylor swift, i'm happy her and i aren't living together next year :P