Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
mowmowlife 21
Oh that's really great then!
coke22 4
I actually enjoy it if i am teasing my bf or play fighting a bit and he calls me a bitch in a jokey way...example 'babe, you're such a bitch' But he says it while messing around and laughing and I will then tease him a bit and say 'and you're so mean' but its all part of the fun and games. I would not accept him calling me a bitch in normal conversation.
Albarufus 13
Shouldn't it be "today, I realized that my exboyfriend..."?
lemonademixer 7
What the hell! Tell him you don't like it.
ChattyKathy0502 2
Maybe he's just doing what most people do and say it to joke around or maybe because he knows it bothers you and likes to aggravate you. My boyfriend will call me pissy cause he knows it makes me mad. It's not a disrespect thing it's an aggravate the hell out of your girlfriend thing. My boyfriend calls me a bitch pretty often but very seldomnly does he mean it. And there are times I can be a bitch. Maybe try telling him to stop before jumping to dumping him. If he keeps on THEN dump him.
JacobClay_XP 1
That's how is supposed to be.
SSahara 11
My boyfriend does that too sometimes. But he's joking. If he was serious things would be very different.
mullisupreme 16
you deserve it for keeping him!
cappellaaa 23
well you obviously deserve it because you're not doing anything to change it...
sidward101 9
umm dumping time...