Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
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the_real_dvd 21
I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.
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Comments (183)
stoych 19
I wonder did he tell you on the phone or did the cops tell you when you got there? Either way, I hope you left him there to stew in the shit situation he created.
halomasterT2012 7
I hope he's your Ex Husband now
Jennaflamingo 14
I really hope you didn't bail him out
djPanda 8
I didn't realize you could get arrested for that
HatemyLife32 15
I would let him rot in that cell
XSimpleDesignX 18
Honestly, why was he at a restaurant without you? Is there more to the story we're missing?
underthesea12 24
if he was satisfied at home he would not wonder!
Narcisse_fml 25
He had the audacity to ask you to bail him out? Let him rot!
liza1922 7
Instead of bail you gave him divorce papers right
Cheetolofer 7
ex husband right?