Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."
anythingmustbe 18
Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.
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Comments (100)
Welshite 40
I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."
MidnaLink 35
I'd love to be the teller just so I could tell him it's fake.
ManInTheMachine 20
If he gets caught, he might as well grab a Get Out of Jail Free Card along with it, I suppose.
Sarairwin49 22
I would love to see the look on the guys face when he can't cash it..
MelTheGreat 23
He can collect 200 and get some common sense.
nyellow 6
Up front sister!!!!
daken96 21
hey, maybe he's the guy who tried to use it at a Walmart a while back.
jonahwalzer 12
Fake or not, thats pretty cool!!
botanistjessica 24
How, exactly?
JMichael 26
Ok, I'll come steal all of your money cuz it's pretty cool :)
jellybeens_fml 16
Having your car broken into is cool? :/
CocaColaPepsi 13
Umm... its obvious from the fact he said "fake or not" that he was saying the 1,000,000 million dollar bill was cool if it was fake or not!
jrock9093 18
That's so stupid! Sorry, people these days can be real idiots!
Zimmington 21
People have always been idiots the internet just publishes it more now.
jrock9093 18
Lol true
levention 18
lol
illegalbeagle69 23
Yeah!! I mean seriously, who leaves $1,000,000 hanging from their mirror?! Come on!!
annie_nk 23
Well, real money wasn't stolen. Real money you'll need to fix your car.
jococo7787 3
Just hope the bill for repair isn't as much as the 1000000 bill is worth in Monopoly
anythingmustbe 18
Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.
HeadlessSparrow 20
It's a good thing that money was fake. If that money was real, the OP would be an idiot for hanging it in the car!
luckyone365 7
It's funny that you call him an idiot when you can't even spell buy correctly.
anythingmustbe 18
Oh my bad. I made and oopsy.
MrBoredomioo 18
"And oopsy". Are you 5?
olpally 33
What a ******* idiot. Consider yourself lucky.
KillSwitch96 18
How are they lucky to have had their car broken into?
olpally 33
Their car wasn't stolen or anything else of real value it seems like. Duh.
Enslaved 38
I'm sure the thief knew it wasn't a real bill. He just wanted it-- Fake or not. "And we did it-- just like that. When we want something, We don't want to pay for it." Hope that person gets Caught Stealing.
KillSwitch96 18
Do you have any idea how much a new car window costs olpally? They aren't cheap. Something expensive was broken in the process. Nothing of value was stolen, but it was broken and OP still has to pay to fix it. So no, they weren't lucky.
illegalbeagle69 23
Lucky nothing else was stolen, unlucky he has to pay for damages
zoepie 7
Sorry for others stupidity OP. Hope you can fix your car.
Sandsh8rk 36
Well, it's their loss, not yours.
ChenEighty 20
So a broken window is not a loss, in comparison to losing nothing, which is? Makes perfect sense.
noobienick 19
The thief gained a fake million dollars and he has to pay to repair his car. Remind me again how it's the thief's loss?
BadApple88 29
What a moron
eddeeezzyy 19
Is it just me or are crooks getting stupider everyday? That, or the thief decided to be a real fuckface and just break in for the fun of it because they think they're funny by committing vandalism.
thatADHDdude 21
More stupid*
ChenEighty 20
Stupider is a word, 20...
Welshite 40
#20: No. Stupider is a word.
Zimmington 21
Did my 3rd grade teacher lie to me? since when has stupider been a word?
hellphone_fml 37
#38 ive been yelled at in school for using stupider, i was told to put "more stupid"
eddeeezzyy 19
They've been teaching you LIES, 52. LIES.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
stupider could be a word but you wouldnt put it with the word more in front of it. If the word more is there than just stupid is needed, but if they didnt put the word more than they could put stupider.
tiernang 21
i always got confused with this, so i just always said dumber to take place for stupider.