Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
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Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
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the_real_dvd 21
I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.
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Comments (183)
bellidona 15
when he gets home wait till he is asleep then super glue his junk to his thigh ! hope ur ok op .
lolalola47l 8
my vote is to leave him there
KittySoStoned420 3
Haha id be like **** you stay there.
Tessa_11 19
I'm hoping you left him in jail. What a dumb ass. Sorry OP
mirrorfrost 11
Leave his dumb cheating ass in jail and drop off the divorce papers. He doesnt deserve you.
shinikageWolf 15
"Have fun having sex in jail then" "But honey it's just filled with big mean looking men" "Yeah I know" hangs up.
Bevspeaks 11
God some people, at least get caught having sex in a car, I go to the bathroom in the restroom,now I have to bring a blacklight to see if there's semen and vaginal fluid on my seat? Leave him there, he deserves a nasty place for doing the nasty in a nasty area.
burnsy3 8
let him stay in jail for a while!!!!
karCSJ 9
leave his ass there to rot, OP.
brit628 7
I would tell him that I'm coming to bail him out then never show up, change the locks and call a divorce lawyer then I'd call his mother and tell her what he did